I'm not talking about a communicable disease. I'm talking about a publicist; And Paris Hilton just hit the motherload. There are thousands of publicists in Los Angeles. Each one of them moving and shaking, manipulating the pages of gossip magazines all over the world for the sake of their celebrity clients. Need to go to rehab? Linday Lohan's girl Leslie Sloane Zelnick will get you thirty days at Promises and a pity-party on MSNBC. Want to be seen with someone to boost public awareness? Kathy Griffin's people can get you and Nick Carter on the cover of US Weekly. But if you need to change... Read More
Memo to Paris Hilton: next time, have your best friend Nicole drive you around Los Angeles for hours on end in a slow-speed chase with every member of the Los Angeles city and county constabulary on your heels. Make sure to be carrying a small firearm and keep it pressed to your head to keep anyone from trying to stop you, and above all else, never, ever... Yes? No, I didn't. She did? Are you kidding me? I'll keep that in mind. Bye. Paris is back in jail. This time at the Twin Towers facility in Los Angeles and not the "Club Fed" facility in Lynwood. She is to undergo medical evaluation... Read More
I do my best to believe in the integrity of this country. I like to think that we are the world's leading superpower because we deserve it, not because two gigantic oceans separate us from the military might of other global rivals. I like to think we are an elite nation born from democracy with honest values of respect, intelligence and freedom. But, oh my gosh, did you hear that Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff are friends again! After reading my daily fill of news over the internet, I couldn't help but glance at the gossip column. This is where I learned of the reunification of said friends-... Read More
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