Land Of The Lost

LAND OF THE LOST

2009

Universal Pictures

Directed by Brad Siberling

Produced by Sid and Marty Krofft and Jimmy Miller

Written by Chris Henchy and Dennis McNicholas

Based on the television show: “Land Of The Lost”

Marshall, Will, and Holly On a routine expedition Met the greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft. And plunged them down a thousand feet below. To the Land of the Lost. To the Land of the Lost. To the... (more)

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What the Hell is AMPAS Smoking?

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth won the Oscarâ„¢ for Best Documentary. It seems that with such a win in this category, the name needs to be changed to “Crock-umentary”. One could spend an entire article on the lies and misguided information and just plain wrong data contained in that movie, but the resulting article would actually be larger than this month’s issue of Vanity Fair! So for the sake of brevity, this article will be kept as succinct as possible. There is not one shred of evidence in An Inconvenient Truth that proves conclusively the so-called “global warming” theory.... (more)

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Relationship And Dating Advice For The New Year

Have you ever noticed when a relationship is ending and one person says "I need more space" the amount of space they are referring to is the exact height, weight, and depth as you? Relationships are treacherous waters to navigate and everyone has advice and opinions on how to go about them.

Do you trust your best friend whose only lasting commitment has been to a pair of Manolo Blahnik pumps that went out of style in 1999 but she still wears them for sentimental reasons? Or do you listen to your brother who is a serial monogamist with 3 divorces to his CV? Do you trust your parents... (more)

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One Dps Down...one To Go

I was going to recite a list of Johnny Carson-esque jokes about Her Majesty Senator Clinton’s public display of emotion today, but as I began to write, I was suddenly knocked for a tangent. The DPS I (aka the 2008 Golden Globe Awards dinner sponsored by the Hollywood Foreign Press) has been cancelled due to the WGA strike. Looks like LA’s homeless won’t be dining at the Beverly Hilton Dumpster this year.

Nikki Blonski, who was nominated for her role in the movie Hairspray, was shown on Entertainment Tonight whining about how she’s not going to get to... (more)

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"Moon The Loon"

He's the reason why I picked up the sticks! I have other favorite drummers, but Moonie will always remain at the top of my list. He lived his life to the fullest and he lived it the way he wanted. That's what I admired about the man. He was a great showman behind the drums and in his personal life. He wasn't a technical drummer, and he hit those skins hard and resonated a bombastic sound. Not much of a time keeper and any gaps in the song he would fill in with a tripalet or an explosive roll on the tom tom, then quickly returning to the song without missing a beat. He was the first drummer to... (more)

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Buffy (Comic Style)

We all know the slayer'ish TV show 'Buffy the vampire slayer' starring hollywoods fabulous talented actress Sarah Michelle Gellar, well after it's been 4 years since the acadamy award show ended and Buffy's creator Joss Whedon has come back to his heroin! Buffy season 8 is nothing like the complete TV series, it features all of the orginal charahters as before and has still got some great bad-ass moves! Okay, exept one slightly thing...its a comic book!?! Sarah Michelle Gellar only said she'll come back in the series if she could have a 20% pay-rise. The Fox production disagreed and that's how... (more)

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