life is beautiful Humor - Broowaha
REAL STORIES
BY REAL PEOPLE Search
Saturday, April 29, 2017

« previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1075 76 next »

We’d raised our beloved chickens from the time they were bright yellow little fuzzy-balls, and we kept them well fed and wholly healthy. And when the time was right we even enjoyed gathering and eating their freshly laid eggs. Rich delectableness! We also planned to enjoy cooking a variety of chicken recipes: fried chicken, chicken and dumplings, chicken on the rotisserie, flesh smothered in butter and sage. Why, the recipes we came up with were mouthwatering and endless. Alas, we quickly found out that we just couldn’t eat our beloved chickens to save our lives!

Could you kill and eat... Read More

THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE 'FAMILY.'

World's shortest 'color discrimination' saga in not so many words. 'FAMILY DYE.' Prosperous dye factory. Specializing in white. A Christian color.

'Christian,' the workers nicknamed the black sheep that wandered in one day. No one claimed it. It was scuttled out back where it gazed longingly through the factory window in between grass ingestion and pining. The factory door had been left open. 'Christian' took 20 sheepish steps back. Charged, Herculean leap. Smack dab into the middle of the bubbling white.

They dragged the white 'Christian'... Read More

Maclean's Magazine just published a Canada vs. America issue proclaiming "99 Reasons Why it's Better to Be Canadian:We're happier, fitter and richer and our kids are smarter too." You can read all the statistics in the July 8, 2013 edition of Maclean's.

Of course I read this issue with glee. I am not competitive in my personal life, choosing to also praise and exhort others, but I have an ingrained, historically rooted compulsion to out rank the powerful country to the south of me. Perhaps it is a David and Goliath syndrome. Here is a list of why I love Canada, a handful of the stats... Read More

‘Is it alright for someone to smoke while they pray?’

My immediate, indignant response was,

‘Of course not.’

So he challenged me,

‘Would it be alright for someone to pray while they smoke?'

Don’t you love how the Jesuit mind works?

One interesting comment on this post on another site was that the puritan way of thinking has tainted most of us in America and distorted Catholic spirituality.

On Catholic Forum someone submitted this photo saying, ‘there’s always been one form of smoking and prayer that’s always been approved!"

Read More

WHERE WOULD SOCIETY BE IF...RIGINAL.

I was thinking again after I purchased a jaffle iron. Don't know if that's what they call them in America.

Basically it's two ubiquitous plastic halves that clamp together two pieces of bread. Only when I clamped it down after breaking a egg in it which dripped all over the sides and on my bare feet I managed to get turned on and applied current which in turn cooked the egg like a sort of waffle toasted. Unlike my raw waffle or the similar uncooked variety extruded from a pollie's dripping verbatim but I won't get into politics this time... Read More

TAKE OVER OR TAKE AWAY? RIGINAL.

The Australian news channel spoutee spouts 'matter-of-factly,' "David Jones, (large shopping complex, haberdashery and lots of other clothing items a 'one- stop shop' almost) consortium has sold out to a South African country for 2.6 billion dollars."

They are going to improve service, ramp up internet sales, and generally play merry hell. Just like most take-overs which occur with monotonous regularity and enthused pon by the new CEOs.

We lost a major underwear chain some time back. Maybe the BOND chains were a tad heavy?

Serious,... Read More

THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SHRINK. RIGINAL.

The year of the dragon. "And doesn't it...drag on?" The handsome immaculately draped highly gradticulative 30- year- old solver of mental looked down with undisguised furrowed concern. But not enough to leave a permanent crease in the Peter Pannish natural born 'ladykiller' boyish profile. He could have been an actor, preferred to re act to the world's "why me doc?" The creased expensive couch sighed, seemingly with mutual concern from the weight of the invisible man as he stretched out in tension like a troubled sensitive butterfly not wishing... Read More

« previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1075 76 next »

Recent Comments

Hermes Totes affordable women handbags

It now accessible for ladies to complete their admiration arise exact due to Gucci replica handbags. They acquire the rather best accoutrement and amazing designs.I am also doing web designing online with this webdesigncourses-ua.com they are offering...

Stupid Laws

You may look for Expert Service providers who may satisfy how to write my cv service provider online or pass by a companion's suggestion. Notwithstanding, you must vet the administration before making your last determination. This determination procedure...

Imagination Not Knowledge

This is really a great stuff for sharing. Thanks for sharing. Linear Modeling Survival Analysis Statistics Project Help


x

life is beautiful