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MESSAGE FROM THE 'INVISIBLE' ESSAY SERVICE. RIGINAL.

Hello! :>) Greetings from the Invisible...MAN! Have we got a an all writey service for you! We have 3000 invisible writers, proofreaders, waiting for your email or e woman.

...and as you have just read this is not invisible hyperbole about same old same old essay hype. Hold your laptop up to the light and click on www. C what we offer.SEE.com plus 'PRICES!' at 50% off!

...avail yourself of this offer NOW! Get this offer before it disappears...NOW! now! make sure your banking details and card expiration are up to date.... Read More

Our poultry live happy, free-range lives until B Day

This tale of the chickens' demise started out innocently enough. I had no idea that I was setting myself up for a disaster of massive proportions.

Nothing seems to go according to plan when you are the mother of nine children on a hobby farm. This time problems began when the butcher phoned us to change our slaughtering day to the very same weekend as a conference that my husband was attending.

Putting on a positive front, I assured Michael that since our oldest son was old enough to drive to the neighbour's large freezers,... Read More

THE THROWUP DATING SITE. RIGINAL.

Warning, BB sexual content.

Persons who have never had S or never intend two...or three...or think it's over rated in the scheme of a relationship do not read on.

This story is sketchy. Draw your own conclusions on the label. As such i can't verify if all the pertinent facts alluded to are real therefore it is up to the reader to make their own judgement as to whether or not anything can be relevant to this planet Earth. One discerning true point most S people should bear in mind. Earth is not the only place where S activity is deactivated.

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THE DISSERTATION DRONE DELIVERY. riginal.

Look! Before i start this mostly true story could i infringe on your privacy by asking you people in all squawks of life of your readiness to buy one of those 'you beaut' Dick Tracy inspired latest apple timepieces that apparently does just about anything but procure a date with a beautiful woman!

Therine though the ownership of such a small marvel prompts a retort. Why would any self respecting male want a date with beauty when his newly purchased 'beautiful mind' watch not only displays the date, as well as testing heart rate, games,... Read More

THE YEAR OF THE TSUNAMI 'FLOG.' RIGINAL.

The year of the Tsunami flog, 2015. Eric Flog was a self laid carpet layer. Once Eric realised he was supposed to be on top of the carpet when laying it instead of underneath, he went ahead in leaps and bounds. Saved heaps on 'undercover' torch batteries. For you hysterical floggers wanting to know how to flog anything, Eric was the epitome of sell. Eric was born. A distinct plus.

Eric invented portable 'essay tiles.' Made under licence in the UK. These floor tiles became a hot favorite. For the simple fact that a student of anything,... Read More

CYRIL. riginal.

Hi! My name is Cyril. I am the original experimental mouse having served my country by being the recipient of many many experiments humans were, and still are, afraid of performing on themselves for fear of wiping themselves out and dying unceremoniously so this is where i was seconded-lured if you like-into the lab because i possess a brain which most humans these days tend to leave behind in their pursuit of something-anything- that jerks their fancy. Fancy this jerks. I am now a retired experimental mouse author for up and coming young mice keen to get ahead in this... Read More

EPISODE 1. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR DOOMSDAY ? RIGINAL.

My name is...............i reside in Alaska at number 4 Paranoia mountain rocket box 100 metres underground ready.

Let me state right from the start, we, (can't wee yet in the mountain box so if you decide to visit my secluded unknown address cross your legs. The above address is false. Or, bring a suitable container to suit. I haven't had my hole plumbed yet but there's recyclable water on hand butt ). Welcome fellow Doomsday Prepper novices.

For the purpose of my diary in case it falls into the wrong unwashed hands before... Read More

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