Labs are often trained as guide dogs because they understand complex commands and can remember up to one hundred and fifty requests.
I could complain for this entire post about my still not trained chocolate lab who is brilliant enough to act stupid when it suits him. However I will limit myself to two antidotes and then I will astound you with his gardening skills.
We adopted Duke (Marmaduke) when he was nine months and he stubbornly clung to several bad habits that were just too much fun for him but a pain in the neck for us. For example, he constantly leapt up right in my face,... Read More
MY MATE OLLY THE 'GREEN TEA' LONELY. RIGINAL.
Olly my mate,was one of a kind. Kind Olly was. Kind of. There was a kind of inept taxing kindness about Olly people took disadvantage of...kind of. Olly was lonely. I think Roy Orbison had 'Olly the Lonely' in mind when he heralded the lyrics of that sad song about a very lonely guy.
Look, perhaps if you're starting to tear up,you good people, and the remaining three reading this, may prefer to ring your local tax agent who stuffed up your tax return and forced you to sell your house. Someone to cheer you up?
Problem is, Olly... Read More
MESSAGE FROM THE 'INVISIBLE' ESSAY SERVICE. RIGINAL.
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...and as you have just read this is not invisible hyperbole about same old same old essay hype. Hold your laptop up to the light and click on www. C what we offer.SEE.com plus 'PRICES!' at 50% off!
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Our poultry live happy, free-range lives until B Day
This tale of the chickens' demise started out innocently enough. I had no idea that I was setting myself up for a disaster of massive proportions.
Nothing seems to go according to plan when you are the mother of nine children on a hobby farm. This time problems began when the butcher phoned us to change our slaughtering day to the very same weekend as a conference that my husband was attending.
Putting on a positive front, I assured Michael that since our oldest son was old enough to drive to the neighbour's large freezers,... Read More
THE THROWUP DATING SITE. RIGINAL.
Warning, BB sexual content.
Persons who have never had S or never intend two...or three...or think it's over rated in the scheme of a relationship do not read on.
This story is sketchy. Draw your own conclusions on the label. As such i can't verify if all the pertinent facts alluded to are real therefore it is up to the reader to make their own judgement as to whether or not anything can be relevant to this planet Earth. One discerning true point most S people should bear in mind. Earth is not the only place where S activity is deactivated.... Read More
THE DISSERTATION DRONE DELIVERY. riginal.
Look! Before i start this mostly true story could i infringe on your privacy by asking you people in all squawks of life of your readiness to buy one of those 'you beaut' Dick Tracy inspired latest apple timepieces that apparently does just about anything but procure a date with a beautiful woman!
Therine though the ownership of such a small marvel prompts a retort. Why would any self respecting male want a date with beauty when his newly purchased 'beautiful mind' watch not only displays the date, as well as testing heart rate, games,... Read More
THE YEAR OF THE TSUNAMI 'FLOG.' RIGINAL.
The year of the Tsunami flog, 2015. Eric Flog was a self laid carpet layer. Once Eric realised he was supposed to be on top of the carpet when laying it instead of underneath, he went ahead in leaps and bounds. Saved heaps on 'undercover' torch batteries. For you hysterical floggers wanting to know how to flog anything, Eric was the epitome of sell. Eric was born. A distinct plus.
Eric invented portable 'essay tiles.' Made under licence in the UK. These floor tiles became a hot favorite. For the simple fact that a student of anything,... Read More
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