Wednesday, January 17, 2018

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"All day all night Mary Anne,down by the seaside siftin' sand"...(further into the song) "Mary Anne oh Mary Anne oh won't you marry me...?" Now,what would be the point in marrying Mary Anne...even if she had a concrete sand contract with the sandman who incidently runs a dual "sandman/bring me a dream sideline"? As the song states, "all day all night...siftin' sand." Unless Mary owned a commercially viable sand pit complete with night floodlights for the purpose of illumination enabling a 24 hour business to be implemented. Personally i have no truck with it,hope... Read More


It was the year 2040. There was no fuel source left of any kind. People were getting very upset. Wars were put on the non-back burner.You see without propulsion of sorts it was nigh impossible to stage a decent war.. I mean you try picking up a missile by hand and throwing it at another nation. It was very tiring for the 100 people who manhandled one for thousands of miles to drop on someone they thought they hated only to find that the fool in charge of the igniter had left it behind on his non-fuelled barbeque. When the people they thought... Read More

PHILOSOPHY for the beginner. RIGINAL.

Hi! Prof. Phil at your curvature.Glad you could spine/spend some time to lay about. Bout the only lay you have left to spend no doubt. We all fall down. If we didn't the situation would border on gravitational rejection. Then i would have to say HIGH! again. Many of my followers come to me deeply troubled. They leave my lectures in much the same frame of mind.

They ask me questions only King Solomon would answer,if he could,but he's dead so therefore he can't and couldn't if he were alive as he didn't have an iphone so wouldn't. Me Phone no,not... Read More

I have always heard that the mother is the heart of the family, especially a stay at home mother with a crew of kids, who also helps with a hobby farm. So tell me, why was I not missed after spending three hours locked in the chicken coop?

You must first understand that even if this was a subconscious belief, I behaved as if I was the most important member of the family. It took a drastic experience to shake me out of my arrogance.

Ten years ago on a very cold winter day, I decided to go with my husband to the barn. I bundled up in Michael’s extra set of warm boots and coat. Since... Read More

OLD McDONALD'S fowl SON.. riginal

No need for me to remonstrate with an ei ei o. It's childish. I'll get straight to the point. Old McDonald had a son,ei ei o. With a son son here and a son there...send son to everywhere. Yep, Old Mac sired a son in between busting his bulls promoting his e-commerce business which was for the want of a better explanation, brainwashing kids into driving their ei ei o parents nuts.

Luckily for the parents drugs were formulated to stifle the ei ei o phenomenon. Combined with the digital revolution and kiddies bringing weapons to school,... Read More

I WAS TAKEN. riginal.

I always vowed not to tell this story. For fear of the general populace giving me the thumbs down for being silly.Silly, however, is in vogue right across the spectrum of common senselessness at the moment. You may think i'm making this up as i go along which is usually the way i write.The facts i'm about to lactate you with basically happened. It was a dark stormy lactating night, sponsored by the 'Milky way' organ grinders. The milk sloshing round lactating in their organs provided a semi-noiseless encore for the fitful weather. Whether the wily weather caused... Read More

Been out of the loop for a while. Lately i have been tempted to put my head in one. I'm not the person of type to type my problems as i hate to bother people with my own personal problems. My missus has been giving me the sh....ts. Bought a house and she doesn't like it . And being of male gender this absolves me of all responsibility. Why on earth can't women just say what is REALLY on their mind? Why do women change their minds as often as the American deficit. At least America has an excuse.They voted. What on earth is going on with you guys? The big O Bam a lama resident leader in and out... Read More

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