UP IN THE AIR? riginal.
Captain Von Gaffe. Recently retired head of underground 'air safety'.Man of few words. Short. Blunt.To the point.How the hell can one be "short- blunt- to the point"? Unless you've just had a horizontal prolonged force-fed foray into a human pencil sharpener noggin first?
I'll confront you bluntly in my shorts...I'll not waist time...time waists for no man...'specially when you're up to your waist in a pencil sharpener. I'm not easily lead. No real point in pursuing this write of passage...writing with my 'point of view' pointed noggin gives me a headache.... Read More
THE LEMMING SHRINK AFFAIR. riginal.
"Let HOPE be the fly in the ointment of despair." OR..."never wipe your feet on a dyslexic shrink's WELCOME mat spelt ' COME WEL' ...because i can guarantee you if you're a lemming your state of mind will bag to duffer by the time you leave!
If you have any misgivings that lemmings don't possess an intellectual capacity to feel depressed, lonely, or downright Republic (IE: suicidle) then i guess i've created an O bama gaffical miscalculationary burpercide before i've even begun to scratch the surface of anything remotely worth scratching in... Read More
2030. I'M DETERMINED NOT TO PUT ONE FOOT OR WORD WRONG. riginal.
It is the year 2030. WORKING and ATTEMPTED wordsmithing is punishable by death. I'm 150. I don't feel well. Maybe something I didn't eat. Don't eat much these days anyway. Most of my body organ parts are cellnamel rapid growth site...inside my tetraplasmic impregnated web growth internals. My designated robot 69 stopped. I shouted out in frustration, kicked the flat solar powered son- of- a- bitch in the guts. "God! bloody stupid overzealous robot ruled idiotic world." Faint transcripts from the robot's last dying seconds... Read More
RAMPANT RANDOMNESS...BELIEVE IT OR NUT. riginal.
Prof. Burstin' Nut from the University of 'Fine Yart'. The following pieces are for the Hung;or, as the case may be...very well hung... over from the festive season at Yart. After selectively picking my students on their intelligencesickel verbositivic grey smatterings of 'free radical' thinking on campus canvas deliberatorial de-duncivicational ramblings according to their 'rite of vocal passage'- IE: Determined by their parents' ability to PAY huge sums of money to me instead of waffling on at Harvard- i have put together a crossection... Read More
SALVATION. EPISODE 2. riginal.
...A central Australian gold mining town re-opens. Workers and their families drift in. A pretty young half-caste aboriginal has been raped. Mary's distraught widowed mother files a report on behalf of the hysterical girl.The litigants are flown in to the nearest court-of-law.
Two huge overhead fans bolted to oak convict chiselled scarred beams wobble together in an attempt to disperse the humidity. The old semi-historic building has been partitioned- against public opinion. A council sanctioned monetary 'make do'. A wheezing ineffective air-conditioner... Read More
“Never assume that the person you are dealing with is weaker or less important than you are. Some people are slow to take offense, which may make you misjudge the thickness of their skin, and fail to worry about insulting them. But should you offend their honor and their pride, they will overwhelm you with a violence that seems sudden and extreme given their slowness to anger." - Robert Greene, 48 Laws of Power
What gets me is the laughter. Laughing, mocking, putting me to shame. Be careful to never shame others, there is someone out there just like you, like me, waiting in the... Read More
I never thought, when I started writing a blog that I would attempt to do something like write short stories and put on there. I always figured I'd just sit back and write essays and keep it simple, but then I wanted the blog to evolve into something truly fun.
I still remember the thought process behind it all. I'm writing a fantasy novel, and wanted a sort of break from the characters. So I remembered a certain character I created named El'Mindeeya Do'Katal. She was created for a video game, and as I played her, I started writing short stories and developing a personality and back... Read More
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?