EPISODE 3. SALVATION. riginal. CONCLUSION.
It is 10 years after a dismissed rape charge is thrown out of court by an angry female judge due to lack of evidence. The victim, 25 year old Mary,now an internationally recognized tall dark slender model- 'discovered' in a gold mining town in outback Australia by an American tourist talent scout-returns home from New York to attend her widowed mother's funeral.The town is booming on the back of new mining expansion.Two large hotels,made roads,'cash to thrash' miners embracing the end 'reward' of their unrelenting gouging of the nearby landscape... Read More
SOME NEWLY FORMED 'STARS' THINK THEY OWN THE UNIVERSE! riginal.
SCENE: Universal Heavens. A young beautiful sparkling charismatic 'NEUTRON STAR' is pulled over for speeding on the Milky-Way by patrol officer Darth Vader who moonlights as a speeding/parking officer and 'garbage disposal' worker for N.A.S.A. Gotta make a buck somehow? If you look up Neutron star this will all make sense...perhaps.Can't be bothered? Pour me a cuppa too then please.
STAR: (speeding...sees Darth's Galaxy in 'round view' mirror, sabre flashing. She pulls over, straightens her low cut strobe dressage).... Read More
THE ENVIRO MENTAL 'stand-off.' riginal.
I don't class myself as a 'greenie' and I'm not bagging (not talkin' about the 'baggy greens' Ausssie cricketers) those who are. Incidently, I didn't go to the fireworks extravaganza in Melbourne New Years Eve-savour it-then leave mountains of bags,cans,etc behind to be cleaned up. But that's another kettle of fish I don't want to get hooked up on. I guess people were paid to clean-up. After all, if some netting, boxes,shipping containers, bit of oil n' stuff didn't get washed ashore in remote places etc Bear Grylls and other survival experts... Read More
UP IN THE AIR? riginal.
Captain Von Gaffe. Recently retired head of underground 'air safety'.Man of few words. Short. Blunt.To the point.How the hell can one be "short- blunt- to the point"? Unless you've just had a horizontal prolonged force-fed foray into a human pencil sharpener noggin first?
I'll confront you bluntly in my shorts...I'll not waist time...time waists for no man...'specially when you're up to your waist in a pencil sharpener. I'm not easily lead. No real point in pursuing this write of passage...writing with my 'point of view' pointed noggin gives me a headache.... Read More
THE LEMMING SHRINK AFFAIR. riginal.
"Let HOPE be the fly in the ointment of despair." OR..."never wipe your feet on a dyslexic shrink's WELCOME mat spelt ' COME WEL' ...because i can guarantee you if you're a lemming your state of mind will bag to duffer by the time you leave!
If you have any misgivings that lemmings don't possess an intellectual capacity to feel depressed, lonely, or downright Republic (IE: suicidle) then i guess i've created an O bama gaffical miscalculationary burpercide before i've even begun to scratch the surface of anything remotely worth scratching in... Read More
2030. I'M DETERMINED NOT TO PUT ONE FOOT OR WORD WRONG. riginal.
It is the year 2030. WORKING and ATTEMPTED wordsmithing is punishable by death. I'm 150. I don't feel well. Maybe something I didn't eat. Don't eat much these days anyway. Most of my body organ parts are cellnamel rapid growth site...inside my tetraplasmic impregnated web growth internals. My designated robot 69 stopped. I shouted out in frustration, kicked the flat solar powered son- of- a- bitch in the guts. "God! bloody stupid overzealous robot ruled idiotic world." Faint transcripts from the robot's last dying seconds... Read More
RAMPANT RANDOMNESS...BELIEVE IT OR NUT. riginal.
Prof. Burstin' Nut from the University of 'Fine Yart'. The following pieces are for the Hung;or, as the case may be...very well hung... over from the festive season at Yart. After selectively picking my students on their intelligencesickel verbositivic grey smatterings of 'free radical' thinking on campus canvas deliberatorial de-duncivicational ramblings according to their 'rite of vocal passage'- IE: Determined by their parents' ability to PAY huge sums of money to me instead of waffling on at Harvard- i have put together a crossection... Read More
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?