Wednesday, December 19, 2018

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STEWPIFIED. riginal.

When I was a child, many many secondhand vegies ago, and gaining skeletal strength-growing muscle momentum- via my mum's vibrant stews, my learning capacity increased. My Mum Mary's stews allowed me freedom of movement. IE: exemption from classes early due to my perchant for the loo. A runaway success. In my stew 'downtime' I learned a lot. You see it was the paper fashion at home at least, to use the daily newspaper as loo paper. Playboy was too shiny.

I used to read the news...beforehand. It left an imprint on my being. Both beings. Those early reading... Read More

LOVE LURKS.riginal.

Love is a powerful emotional elixir that has no boundaries. I had a pet lovesick male Kangaroo that fell in love with a cute canary. Let me explain. I saved the orphaned kangaroo from a bush fire. It was actually the kangaroo's BUSH that nearly caught fire!

It rocked up one night, bounced, hopped and bopped onto my bush stove as I sat reading a Cuban cookbook deep in the bowels of downtown Blackfoot country. By the time I put the smoulder out with my white feet I was bushed...and had blackfeet.

Had the baby kangaroo not been wearing non-inflammable... Read More


An interview by Randy Sumtimes lead female interviewer CNN. Novelist, former wild stray pig shooter (accidently shot her stray-ing husband) and 'do-it-youself' autopsy expert. Her acclaimed novel 'if the pig strays shoot him...wipe your prints off the butt after'achieved record sales. The incidence of straying pigs in New York bars co-incidently- dropped dramatically.

Almost overnight 'strays' eliminated from most watering holes that Randy frequents as part of her 'interviewer' job. The odd glassy-eyed little grunter can... Read More

There is a fine line when attempting to tell the truth mingled with “a little white lie;” a little white lie still tells an “honest lie.” And there are “honest” people that lying has become second nature to. Lying is their first language.

“Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice shame on me!” Fool me a third time, shockingly, how stupid am I? Well, let’s not talk about it. It’s not that some of us are gullible, but in our defense some of us just want to believe the best in people; to believe they’ll change, that they’ll turn a new leaf…because some of us have a big heart. Or maybe... Read More

Come on, those who are at the edges, join here. No matter what you are, where you are, who you are; the time is now to rejoice. Unwind and let loose, give space to yourself. Can you hear the thunderous applause from invading clouds? Hold on rain is following. Just don’t wait, surrender yourself to the natures blessing…Here comes the rain, now is the perfect time to blaze the dance floor.

The woman in silk walks up to the center; looks up and raises her hand and circles her body. Yes, the lady, the first one to lead to occupy a space in the center, as the shower drenches her completely,... Read More

Well I'll be damned! Aussie media's journos have saddled up, hunkered down in the mouse ferris wheel of shame! shame! shame! and by crikey jingo...all are bored? Sorry..."All aboard! We'll give our own sportsmen a jolly good drubbing here."

Huge group, massive to the max. Large, large, huge ingestion of illegal performance drugs. Right across the full gambit of top level sport. One outstandingly insightfull Journo thinks to himself (rare event sponsored by bullshit) then hits the keys like a starved cheeta chasing a 'performance enhanced' jack rabbit who has had his jack removed... Read More

MOTIVATION. riginal.

My name is Prof. Getzmlife. You make have read my latest Motivational book 'Getzmlife' which is a sequel to 'Donhavalife?'

Donhavalife was a light read. However, many complaints from short myopic lightbulb readers forced me to transfer my words from the lightbulbs onto paper into a one metre high book. Let me explain. Some people prefer to stand on the book and read my early edition lightbulbs? Some prefer to wrap their legs around the lightbulb itself, hang upside down like a bat, and read the book. This however requires someone to turn the pages of... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?