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Friday, June 22, 2018

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THE CASE OF THE MISSING BALLERINA. riginal.

The name's Dream, Mike Dream. Private investigator. I work outa Dreamsville. It's just above Nightmare Place. Somewhere north of sleepless nights. Smoke-filled hazy days. Someone once said to me "relax Mike, roll back those hazy lazy daze of summer."

As the only P.I. on call 24/7 in Dreamsville U.S.A. I didn't have time to roll anything hazy or lazy. Maybe the occasional salad relish roll but I didn't relish relish. I had to be alert. I lit another cig, they were killing me but I had to stay awake. Last time I fell asleep the butt burnt... Read More

IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS...ridiculous. riginal.

Just wondering.Watched Donald Trump espousing his ideas.I don't know whether it was 'that' time of day but at that instance his comments made sense? Maybe it was'commonsense by default commentary'. Possibly because so many other media pundits and pollies aren't making any at this point in time? Maybe it was my unmilked coffee? Then again how that young magician 'Dynamo' from England manages to 'backbalance' beyond gravity in the street has me believing in media magic too! I reckon either the onlookers are in on it or he... Read More

THE HA HAW. confrontation. riginal.

This story was told to me by a very ancient Tibetan priest. Y U Hung Low. I was on a shrinking 'fat finding' mission in the Tibetan Alps for a weight-loss company,'Stopeatin'fatchance.' American based company with a "hot diggity dawg that's a fat lie!" franchise strategically placed in every corner of Congress.I had travelled the length and breadth of Tibet to find this wise, skinny, translucent old fellow. My aim was to buy his 'skinny diet' diet secret. The Congress incumbents sponsored me heavily 'under the tablecloth' as they wanted a permanent... Read More

EPISODE 3. SALVATION. riginal. CONCLUSION.

It is 10 years after a dismissed rape charge is thrown out of court by an angry female judge due to lack of evidence. The victim, 25 year old Mary,now an internationally recognized tall dark slender model- 'discovered' in a gold mining town in outback Australia by an American tourist talent scout-returns home from New York to attend her widowed mother's funeral.The town is booming on the back of new mining expansion.Two large hotels,made roads,'cash to thrash' miners embracing the end 'reward' of their unrelenting gouging of the nearby landscape... Read More

SOME NEWLY FORMED 'STARS' THINK THEY OWN THE UNIVERSE! riginal.

SCENE: Universal Heavens. A young beautiful sparkling charismatic 'NEUTRON STAR' is pulled over for speeding on the Milky-Way by patrol officer Darth Vader who moonlights as a speeding/parking officer and 'garbage disposal' worker for N.A.S.A. Gotta make a buck somehow? If you look up Neutron star this will all make sense...perhaps.Can't be bothered? Pour me a cuppa too then please.

STAR: (speeding...sees Darth's Galaxy in 'round view' mirror, sabre flashing. She pulls over, straightens her low cut strobe dressage).

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THE ENVIRO MENTAL 'stand-off.' riginal.

I don't class myself as a 'greenie' and I'm not bagging (not talkin' about the 'baggy greens' Ausssie cricketers) those who are. Incidently, I didn't go to the fireworks extravaganza in Melbourne New Years Eve-savour it-then leave mountains of bags,cans,etc behind to be cleaned up. But that's another kettle of fish I don't want to get hooked up on. I guess people were paid to clean-up. After all, if some netting, boxes,shipping containers, bit of oil n' stuff didn't get washed ashore in remote places etc Bear Grylls and other survival experts... Read More

UP IN THE AIR? riginal.

Captain Von Gaffe. Recently retired head of underground 'air safety'.Man of few words. Short. Blunt.To the point.How the hell can one be "short- blunt- to the point"? Unless you've just had a horizontal prolonged force-fed foray into a human pencil sharpener noggin first?

I'll confront you bluntly in my shorts...I'll not waist time...time waists for no man...'specially when you're up to your waist in a pencil sharpener. I'm not easily lead. No real point in pursuing this write of passage...writing with my 'point of view' pointed noggin gives me a headache.... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?


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