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Saturday, July 21, 2018

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SPUD. RIGINAL.

Irish spud farmers were a dime a dozen. 1648 was a bad year for potatoes. Spuds were cheap as chips. For goodness sake pull up a bag of modern chips,sit down and CRUNCH! Drives you nuts doesn't it? I killed an elderly woman in a theater once just for crunching during "Gone with the Wind."Oh! you mongrel!" i hear you crackle. LOOK! she was old! She wan't far off the promised land anyway- her chips just about cashed in.I went before the judge she asked what happened "start from the moment the annoying old dear cracked her bag said she." "Well your ownership i paid good money... Read More

WHY DO MANUFACTURERS OF ANYTHING LIE? RIGINAL.

LOOK! i'm not going to beat about your limited time bush with this subject. My dear old dad always used to say, in between telling me that i wouldn't ever amount to much...which certainly spurred me on to a hand clasp with insignificance and a beacon of no hope which i found just past the knoll of "give up hope all who enter the realms of stupidity for people don't aspire to humor." DAD:"They have it thrust at them and occasionally you'll get a little titter but in the main entertainment can be measured in dollars. Yes son the almighty dollar.... Read More

VIVA LAS VEGAN. RIGINAL.

You're probably not going to believe this story i usually don't.

Once upon a dime,somewhere in America, i was sitting in McDonalds about to partake of a hamburger,you could say i was looking forward to having a beef. But then don't we all?Don't know whether it was the rhythmic 'chow down' of twenty mashing jaws pon burger but i started to nod off,the occasional slurp fest burp small kiddie involuntary wind emission burp squeal scream burp didn't help either. Maybe it was the air-con and excessive over injection of insulin. I was on my way home from impersonating... Read More

DO YOU LIVE IN A CONVERTED SHIPPING CONTAINER? RIGINAL.

If i could just be serious for a few minutes of your valuable time. This post is about 'alternative' dwellings as i will have to get into something relatively cheap soon and those shipping containers just look great when converted properly.

Obviously removed from the ship first unless of course you are a transient traveler with no lean-to sea-sickness,providing you are not living in a container on the bottom of the ship's stackable lego pile.

Serious, was looking on the net and spied a house in an affluent Australian... Read More

RELATIONSHIPS OFF SONG. RIGINAL.

Remember that old song "IT'S NOT FUNNY HOW WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE...?"

Hi....my name's Yaw Relationshape. Let me tell you a bit about myself...i.i.i.i..i...i........i.........i...........i....so you see people i am qualified to dot the eyes before they become heavily lidded. I am also a hypnotist. Lay on something comfortable, relax. You are getting sleeeeepy...you are at one with your partner or maybe you may have to put it off til 1.3O? Or whenever one has the time to mentally take a mo or at least trim it to allow your mind's eye to connect to... Read More

ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH THE PHANTOM.RIGINAL.

M.E. haven't got time for reason or rhyme haven't got time to spare, the Phan has come in will interview him...he hasn't a moment to spare.

M.E. : "Phantom welcome, you were saying in the make-up room where they were having a Devil of a time putting your mask mascara on straight that you are not a fan of O'Bama care...something about having to wait so long for an appointment? What time span are we talking about?"

P:" Four hundred years...nearly a lifetime."

M.E.: "Mmmm...sounds a bit long in the tooth are they trying to... Read More

THE DAM OF TOO MANY DAMN 'PROGRESS' WORDS. RIGINAL.

Sat up embedded in the mountain was the dam of Heaven scent

Wedged in and built with wordy words a few lives it did spent.

The 'Village of The Dam' gathered at the site

Prayed for word rain tumbling down started oh so slight.

The short word fill started slowly "praise to word God from above"

The birds they echoed plainly "be grateful for word LOVE."

The dam was filled and people trilled to words of love and prayer

A warning sign erected 'HALT! no words of damage...CARE!'

Pure... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?


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