Tuesday, October 17, 2017

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Life's a bit like chewing gum you keep sticking more and more in your gob. Then just as you reach maximum chomp you bite your tongue. Or in my case the overlapping innerskin in the rear of my mouth where a few disgruntled worn teeth sit wondering where their mates got to in such a hurry. End result is the same, pain to remind you that your sensory senses are alive and to top off this brief interlude a filling decides to let go of its socket upon resumption with curse, and shock socks it to you by banging a bottom tooth in the jaw causing more consternation as you know... Read More


This is basically a children's story so after they put you to bed put your head under the doona and get your kid/kids to read real loud or tuck your reader/s into your pillowcase lay your head gently on their feet and listen to the child whom has been giving you the sheets all day but that's what active imaginative kids do don't they? The reader is six-year- old I Spy. His father Wee Spy was as the name implies a little spy attached to a very high spying position in Russia's crumbling Kremlin. His spy name was Wee Wee Spy when he was on operational... Read More

Chip n' Away...marriage counselor. RIGINAL.

Name's Chip n' Away. I am a relationship counselor with the knowledge (banging of pots and pans in the background) "Can you practice your pots and pans juggling my sweet in a more secluded area so i can speak clearly and get some tin across to my avid readers, something which will benefit those thinking of doing the splits ie: "i hate you and have done so for the last 50 odd years since i said "i suppose so" at the altar in a moment of madness and more than one dry red beforehand?" (banging gets louder) " thanks my cherub, i'll just don my... Read More

It's the buzz you get out of Life that raises the Bar. riginal.

Bars,temporarily they lift our spirits. They spirit our lifts when exercising. I once tried to lift a barbell to the musicationary sounds of 'Rocky.' Failed.Fell in a heap. The bar owner removed the bar bell,installed a buzzer. Hence the need to ask a patron would he or she like a "light or heavy beer" was negated. Let me explain. A friend of mine in dire straights, who ran a rundown bar in his native town of 'Disgusting' just past New York proper got so desperate he used to ask a drinker "would you like a light or heavy... Read More

When an author of fiction sits down to pen a novel, they have a fairly decent idea of what their story is about. They have characters in mind, places envisioned, a general idea of the plot which can make or break their efforts.

Many, like me, write from the gut and develop the book as inspiration hits while typing. Not so easy, as oftentimes this can become a very time-consuming endeavor. Others, like mega-author, John Grisham strictly believe in formatting an outline first then placing the story on paper; specifically seeing the story from beginning to end and then crafting a readable... Read More


Read with much interest Martha Tandori's piece about the propensity of viewers' appetites' to be whet or injected with an ever increasing lust for violence seemingly way past the "bang bang you're daid partner" scenario. Nice work. Not in any way shape or form deriding any writer of any genre from pursuing their particular route of writing.However bizarre or horrific their books etc may be. Be it for fame,fortune, or for personal fulfillment it's not for me to judge. And if i were to, by today's literary critique and "anything goes" standards i could... Read More


FACT: The female tarantula's virginity returns to her after intercourse. The male can be eaten during this process. Beats lighting up a ciggie or making a cup of coffee...or scanning the WEB for a good place to dine. De-ja-vu? Why eat out when you can eat in/or your hubby. I would imagine a lot of males would settle for an embrace and a good book as opposed to a good bonk. I mean handcuffs would be an expensive no-no. Fangs you very much. During the 'life cycle of the Tarantula' doco and its peculiar habits i dozed off.

A beautiful Japanese woman was bored... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?