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Monday, December 11, 2017

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During the holidays, your house turns into a bustling little city. From holiday meals to festive parties, you'll have lots of company in the coming weeks, so it's time to whip your house into shape. Aside from cleaning and cooking like crazy, you may want to add a few holiday decorations to set the mood. Here's a list of quick holiday decorating tips.

Add a little holiday potpourri

Awaken the senses by putting some holiday-scented potpourri in your home. Whether you set a centerpiece of scented pine cones on your table, or light a vanilla-scented candle, a nice subtle aroma will... Read More

ERK THE ROBOT DOCTOR.riginal

The year 2013. The year of our Board. Doctors of the bored in conjunction with engineers from tin pan alley scour Detroit for left over reusable oil pans for the purpose of making a robotic doctor of sorts who will take over the arduous task of a doctor's practice...that of practicing golf shots. Teeing off patients kneecaps,they sometimes had to be reconstructed due to the patient moving at the point of impact. Knee reconstructions at an all time high. The doctors are sick of work,the long two hour days plus; sapping their golf arms length wacking causing... Read More

THE DAY THE DICTIONARY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!RIGINAL.

Don't worry bout the year my dear average/high plains wordy one, a spell- check abusing articulator perhaps of pedantic preponderistic whimsical wince? IE: BORING repeater of wordy hammered wordsmithistically into hoarse shoes of Babble on. Self righteous spieldom garnered from the fleshed out withered fields of the 'home grown' grammar ensnarled by the barb wire squareaton of verbal imprisonment from wench no wench male or female can escape from. "What the hell are you talking about" i hear you shout in a barely audible whisper...a whisper... Read More

THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE GRAPHITE TWINS.riginal.

The Cedar Mill newspaper shaved it all."Born this day saw the birth from a sawed slab-the arrival of a pair of healthy HB pencils. Parents both doing well as one wood expect." Woody Allen sent his regards and rye humor "sore chips off the old block a boy and a girl born HB positive hope the parents point them both in the right direction by the time they are both ready to shave and may the pencil God grant them a happy life free off smudges...i underline this as it is strategic to their well- being to set the already gifted pair- by dint... Read More

CHOMP. RIGINAL.

Life's a bit like chewing gum you keep sticking more and more in your gob. Then just as you reach maximum chomp you bite your tongue. Or in my case the overlapping innerskin in the rear of my mouth where a few disgruntled worn teeth sit wondering where their mates got to in such a hurry. End result is the same, pain to remind you that your sensory senses are alive and to top off this brief interlude a filling decides to let go of its socket upon resumption with curse, and shock socks it to you by banging a bottom tooth in the jaw causing more consternation as you know... Read More

HOP THE ONE- LEGGED FROG. RIGINAL.

This is basically a children's story so after they put you to bed put your head under the doona and get your kid/kids to read real loud or tuck your reader/s into your pillowcase lay your head gently on their feet and listen to the child whom has been giving you the sheets all day but that's what active imaginative kids do don't they? The reader is six-year- old I Spy. His father Wee Spy was as the name implies a little spy attached to a very high spying position in Russia's crumbling Kremlin. His spy name was Wee Wee Spy when he was on operational... Read More

Chip n' Away...marriage counselor. RIGINAL.

Name's Chip n' Away. I am a relationship counselor with the knowledge (banging of pots and pans in the background) "Can you practice your pots and pans juggling my sweet in a more secluded area so i can speak clearly and get some tin across to my avid readers, something which will benefit those thinking of doing the splits ie: "i hate you and have done so for the last 50 odd years since i said "i suppose so" at the altar in a moment of madness and more than one dry red beforehand?" (banging gets louder) " thanks my cherub, i'll just don my... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?


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