THE DAM OF TOO MANY DAMN 'PROGRESS' WORDS. RIGINAL.
Sat up embedded in the mountain was the dam of Heaven scent
Wedged in and built with wordy words a few lives it did spent.
The 'Village of The Dam' gathered at the site
Prayed for word rain tumbling down started oh so slight.
The short word fill started slowly "praise to word God from above"
The birds they echoed plainly "be grateful for word LOVE."
The dam was filled and people trilled to words of love and prayer
A warning sign erected 'HALT! no words of damage...CARE!'
Pure... Read More
This season invest in luxury jewelry that transcends the usual opulence of Indian tradition and brings forth an international appeal in your fashion statement. Brand Siddharthaa, brain child of the celebrated Indian Jewelry designer, Siddharthaa Sawansukha, launched this season, promises of a rich trove of unique designer jewelry, first of its kind in India.
Siddharthaa Sawansukha is the ninth generation jeweler who had taken the reigns of his family business Sawansukha Jewelers, into his hands in the year 2004. Under his efficient leadership Sawansukha Jewelers has only marched on ahead... Read More
SECURITY, IS IT WORTH THE PAPER IT'S PRINTED ON? RIGINAL.
Hello many peoples of Japan and other places round this flat out earth trying to earn a frisky friggin' dollar through advertising.
You Americans and Canadic crumpet how you go? I ask you peoples about your house if you lucky to own one or unlucky to lose one me very very sorry if you done so your government maybe fly round with crack up but now bout my problem i don't mean to sound rude but i make my first million selling dim sins. i go round taking photos of big hairy business men doing dim sins with women hot to trot... Read More
THE SHORT- SIGHTED CARROT THAT ATE PARIS. riginal.
He was born. Otherwise i wouldn't be writing this turnip of a story which turned up unexpectedly when i least unexpectedly expected. Isn't it strange how ideas not only formulate but they infringe on your sensical emotions though you try to desist...but your imagination challenges you ie:"who gives a beetroot what people think of your posts because more often than not THEY want to write something stupid but don't think it will be read of favor or flavor of the month which in turn is quite preposterous inbred thinking of a disparity of... Read More
During the holidays, your house turns into a bustling little city. From holiday meals to festive parties, you'll have lots of company in the coming weeks, so it's time to whip your house into shape. Aside from cleaning and cooking like crazy, you may want to add a few holiday decorations to set the mood. Here's a list of quick holiday decorating tips.
Add a little holiday potpourri
Awaken the senses by putting some holiday-scented potpourri in your home. Whether you set a centerpiece of scented pine cones on your table, or light a vanilla-scented candle, a nice subtle aroma will... Read More
ERK THE ROBOT DOCTOR.riginal
The year 2013. The year of our Board. Doctors of the bored in conjunction with engineers from tin pan alley scour Detroit for left over reusable oil pans for the purpose of making a robotic doctor of sorts who will take over the arduous task of a doctor's practice...that of practicing golf shots. Teeing off patients kneecaps,they sometimes had to be reconstructed due to the patient moving at the point of impact. Knee reconstructions at an all time high. The doctors are sick of work,the long two hour days plus; sapping their golf arms length wacking causing... Read More
THE DAY THE DICTIONARY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!RIGINAL.
Don't worry bout the year my dear average/high plains wordy one, a spell- check abusing articulator perhaps of pedantic preponderistic whimsical wince? IE: BORING repeater of wordy hammered wordsmithistically into hoarse shoes of Babble on. Self righteous spieldom garnered from the fleshed out withered fields of the 'home grown' grammar ensnarled by the barb wire squareaton of verbal imprisonment from wench no wench male or female can escape from. "What the hell are you talking about" i hear you shout in a barely audible whisper...a whisper... Read More
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?