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Saturday, August 18, 2018

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AL FRESCO: THE POLITICIANS' REP. RIGINAL.

Good God people! Had i known yews were worried about the state of denial which i'm representative of by impulse and sheer caring concern i would have contacted all 319.9 million of you U.S.A liens personally.

Name's Al, Al Fresco.Damn near choked midst having an outdoor bite with my secretary on hold when she mentioned people needed us pollies to do something...ANYTHING!...to relieve your pain. Well...i'm here now, your servant,rolling my sleeves up as i speak. Ms Vampasuck has fallen in the pool again. If i've told that woman once i've... Read More

Geoff Goldblum-gotta fly. RIGINAL.

It was a large turnout, by fly standards.

The room buzzed. Oscar fly night. The stale cream cheese of Oscar society. Everyone chatted,animated, wide fly eyed. Low cut dresses, though nary a fly breast enlargement or tweaked pumped eyelid untouched by the fussing media,prying, filmic cluttered probe. Unable to pierce the hours of prep fly makeup or uncover a missed stitch on the sleek mandatorially expensive blown gowns flown in from the local fly blown tip.

Like humans, they scorn/envied the leading contenders of Oscarific final vote:... Read More

WHAT'S IT WORTH? RIGINAL.

AMAZING! The amount of money paid out for objets d' art, and stuff so rare like a single astronaut glove $200-$300,000.

Beatles tape played on a moon trip.

The capsule.

Guitars strummed moon bound.

Declaration of dependence...on more money to stop America itself from flying to the moon of insolvency and i'm sure one day- back in black again. Sorry, 'Declaration of Independence' to the moon and back. Yep, if you've got the moolah to buy stuff from the moon a, good luck to you.

One thing i've always noticed though of the appraised... Read More

'DROPOUT' NEWCOMER BLOGGER INFO. RIGINAL.

Arthur Marfa here, CEO of the new 'DROPOUT' satellite Nutworth . The sensational internet site taking the central digital 'hand connectivity' to a new level. Hand connectivity involving the 'central digit' most driver's wave at the disappearing cop in the distance who could have booked you for banging on the lap top whilst driving, setting your hair curlers, mobile chin jammed, ciggie lighter burning a hole in the crutch of your pants, scalding cup of green tea anti-oxidant revolving round your ring finger Dirty Harry fashion, kids in back... Read More

IVAN THE DIRIGIBLE. riginal.

Look I've just spent 5 minutes trying to find where a Chinese roll of masking tape starts. It's never ending isn't it? For a start why can't the start of the tape have a mark or perhaps an S to denote same? I know you're thinking,"there are worse things in life...there are!" When I did finally find the start it was a never ending battle to peel at least one complete circumference off intact without throwing a complete shambolic rage as it destripped in small separate nonchalant belligerent scraps of shred.

I mean when I spend $2... I EXPECT quality.

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DIRE STRAIGHTS? RIGINAL.

Got a meatless mildy contentious bone to pick with Vegetarians. And meat eaters. Nere the twain shall meat?

Okay I bought a Magic Bullet. No,not the kind you dodge in a vegetable mall when a mad cow runs amok with a meat cleaver trying to convince people they're bananas for carving up animals. Urging meat chompers that it's best to leek on over to the carrot bin to save their furry ides? Guess it's the animal self preservation instinct coming to the fore...and against? Maybe that's why the cows of the world,so I've herd, are banding together to open the... Read More

LEONARDO DA LEAN TO. RIGINAL

Leonardo Da Vinci you all know of well. Well- LDV, not to be confused with the video guy who lived next door, DVD, with his wife LCD (Little Colic Damsel) in distress because of-had a brother. Leonardo Da Lean To's surname was altered, not because his mum didn't equally love her slightly ne'er- do- well younger son.On the contrary, tried to give the unproductive boy a doting parental shake by pretending to disown the lad in an attempt to ignite his being.

But being lazy seemed to be Lean To's main objective. Da Vinci painted a lovely portrait of an... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?


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