VIVA LAS VEGAN. RIGINAL.
You're probably not going to believe this story i usually don't.
Once upon a dime,somewhere in America, i was sitting in McDonalds about to partake of a hamburger,you could say i was looking forward to having a beef. But then don't we all?Don't know whether it was the rhythmic 'chow down' of twenty mashing jaws pon burger but i started to nod off,the occasional slurp fest burp small kiddie involuntary wind emission burp squeal scream burp didn't help either. Maybe it was the air-con and excessive over injection of insulin. I was on my way home from impersonating... Read More
DO YOU LIVE IN A CONVERTED SHIPPING CONTAINER? RIGINAL.
If i could just be serious for a few minutes of your valuable time. This post is about 'alternative' dwellings as i will have to get into something relatively cheap soon and those shipping containers just look great when converted properly.
Obviously removed from the ship first unless of course you are a transient traveler with no lean-to sea-sickness,providing you are not living in a container on the bottom of the ship's stackable lego pile.
Serious, was looking on the net and spied a house in an affluent Australian... Read More
RELATIONSHIPS OFF SONG. RIGINAL.
Remember that old song "IT'S NOT FUNNY HOW WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE...?"
Hi....my name's Yaw Relationshape. Let me tell you a bit about myself...i.i.i.i..i...i........i.........i...........i....so you see people i am qualified to dot the eyes before they become heavily lidded. I am also a hypnotist. Lay on something comfortable, relax. You are getting sleeeeepy...you are at one with your partner or maybe you may have to put it off til 1.3O? Or whenever one has the time to mentally take a mo or at least trim it to allow your mind's eye to connect to... Read More
ANOTHER INTERVIEW WITH THE PHANTOM.RIGINAL.
M.E. haven't got time for reason or rhyme haven't got time to spare, the Phan has come in will interview him...he hasn't a moment to spare.
M.E. : "Phantom welcome, you were saying in the make-up room where they were having a Devil of a time putting your mask mascara on straight that you are not a fan of O'Bama care...something about having to wait so long for an appointment? What time span are we talking about?"
P:" Four hundred years...nearly a lifetime."
M.E.: "Mmmm...sounds a bit long in the tooth are they trying to... Read More
THE DAM OF TOO MANY DAMN 'PROGRESS' WORDS. RIGINAL.
Sat up embedded in the mountain was the dam of Heaven scent
Wedged in and built with wordy words a few lives it did spent.
The 'Village of The Dam' gathered at the site
Prayed for word rain tumbling down started oh so slight.
The short word fill started slowly "praise to word God from above"
The birds they echoed plainly "be grateful for word LOVE."
The dam was filled and people trilled to words of love and prayer
A warning sign erected 'HALT! no words of damage...CARE!'
Pure... Read More
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Siddharthaa Sawansukha is the ninth generation jeweler who had taken the reigns of his family business Sawansukha Jewelers, into his hands in the year 2004. Under his efficient leadership Sawansukha Jewelers has only marched on ahead... Read More
SECURITY, IS IT WORTH THE PAPER IT'S PRINTED ON? RIGINAL.
Hello many peoples of Japan and other places round this flat out earth trying to earn a frisky friggin' dollar through advertising.
You Americans and Canadic crumpet how you go? I ask you peoples about your house if you lucky to own one or unlucky to lose one me very very sorry if you done so your government maybe fly round with crack up but now bout my problem i don't mean to sound rude but i make my first million selling dim sins. i go round taking photos of big hairy business men doing dim sins with women hot to trot... Read More
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?