SO! YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY ONLINE! RIGINAL.
Capt. Gaffe here. YOU! yes YOU! can learn to fly online. There's no need for intrusive time wasting study, WE fly for you!
But first you must buy one of our leather flying jackets. Actually they're not made of leather, just printed paper. I know i know, you are going to say "but are they worth the paper they're printed from/on ?" Of course they are, do you think for one wingtip minute we'd coerce you into something you don't really need to fly into?
Our jackets have all the instructions on how to fly any sort of plane- PRINTED... Read More
Do you want to create striking paper crafts? If yes, you would need a few more tools than the tools you usually use to make your crafts like scissors, ruler, pencil and eraser. The most important thing required for paper crafting is indeed creativity and skill. However, by employing certain tools, you can take your crafts to a whole new level. These tools will not only simplify your job, but also give an amazing look and feel to your crafts
Here are a few tools you should have to make amazing paper crafts.
1. Die Cutting Machine:
A die cutting system would help you make... Read More
'BACKWARD' PLANET THAT DIDN'T SPORT SUCCESS. RIGINAL.
My name is Offtheplanetbackward Fsure. I am from another shade spinter of space transection Galactic black worn wormhole of lackadaisical . An unplanned planet, you humans do not know of. No, you won't find it on your primitive sat nav...naver mind humans! Planned perhaps and known by your God in retrospect...perchance perhaps? We coaches of athletic prowess training progression on the planet of Murth have watched, and continue to watch, your athlete's climb to the peak of trumpeting brilliance in the U.S. to the heady portal of sport... Read More
THE FRENCH RESOLUTION? RIGINAL.
Was watching a French revolution type saga. Something has always bewildered me. I'm easily bewildered, must be the wilder be, or beast, within me. The drumming. Why on earth were drums always used as a background music preface to the main event execution event? I mean it would have been a lot cheaper, just as dramatic,to use a four piece Metallica band. Or maybe a couple of dozen skiffle board players? Skiffle before scuffle?
Hanging by the neck til dead seemed to be a popular pastime for the townsfolk/city folk alike in the olden days. City folk... Read More
AN AILING RACE DESPERATE FOR AN ALIEN RACE 'pick me up'? RIGINAL.
I was thinking a gain, third time this year. Does mankind in its present state, town, or village, need again, the visitation of beings beyond the reach of the Galaxy taxation branch which has tentacles in every ailing earth and alien space not occupied by the ubiquitous neon- lit star spangled pawn shop banner? Beyond the cult of monetary, beyond the stars, beyond religious zealot wardom, beyond next pay day...assuming you're lucky enough to be an employed earthling? Do aliens not only go 'dancing with the stars' but dimensionally... Read More
TURMERIC OR NOT TURMERIC? VAT IZ THE QUESTION.RIGINAL.
Prof. Vot For. I have been studying memory loss for the last something years.
Vot For? I'll tell you vot for! You really don't need a good memory because let's face it my finely shredded wheat Germanic friends, the 'Gestapo' water, electricity, and gas boards, send out repetitive "seeing as you missed your 'part' payment plan agreed upon, YOU numb nuts, are now required to pay the previously agreed upon bill in FULL! Right this very day! Right now! See we utilities for essential services to enable you to sink or swim in debt,... Read More
HOW TO MURDER YOUR WIFE. RIGINAL.
Just finished watching an old time movie, 'How to murder your wife.' Jack Lemon and his movie missus, Virni Lisi. Missed the first part but the court case sequence whereupon Jack supposedly murdered his wife, (he didn't) was as funny as.
I think he's deceased, but if you can remember him with Tony Curtis in 'Some Like it Hot' it was a classic uncomplicated movie with fine acting and the whole plot not being explained in the last 15 minutes which a lot of movies tend toward these days,or maybe i'm just a dumb ass and can't be bothered with overexerting... Read More
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?