THE PIRATE OF PERCHANCE . riginal.
Long John Silver. Born, died. Most pirates and one-eyed politicians do. But first a commercial. The best way to make your house look like a million dollars? Buy a million dollar house. However if you can only afford cheap and somewhat nasty, instead of central heating...substitute with 'seek all' heating. Your missus will love you for it because you will entwine physically just to keep up the circulation. You see passion my dear dear spam scanners if adhered to and grasped at every opportune, there's no reason or excuse to not. Spammers are rather like... Read More
essssay CAPITALIZATION. Riginal.
Okay students are you all sitting up? Aware! Capitulation or giving into rife (no, not rice) sago comments has been done to death. What ails the site and sticky in my craw, is the circumference of downright 'doggie do' comment but as they say in the classics...shit happens...again and again. But you see a gain forthcoming? No you don't now do you?
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STEW OVER THE WORLD'S SHORTEST EYE CONTACT LOVE STORY. riginal.
THE SCENE: A butcher's shop in Instantcowbull. Sawdust strewn floor. Enter two meat workers. Morning coffee. Table with a simmering pot.Though shy the both had the hots for each other. Their chops were close. Their lips pursed. He trembled. She trembled. He touched her flank, she flexed her hindquarters, spare ribs sighed. It was inevitable. He rolled his cow eyes at her. She rolled her cow eyes at him. Their eyes met across the floor. They quivered in anticipation. Their eyes entwined in sawdust. He couldn't take his eyes... Read More
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A LEATHER SUPERMAN? :>) RIGINAL.
I'm angry as hell because my S jumper idea has been pinched, though i still write it mostly and i'm sure my leather reader agrees on that.
See, years ago when i was strong as, handsome as, fit as, with a flowing mane of Elvis leather hair a woman would fly down a L Lane just to feel my biceps, I got my daddy to weld up a genuine steel man jumper out of Kevlar i stole off a cop to ward off his acid remark how (agreed with my daddy who rang him) that i would not only never fly...i would never ever amount to a leather bee's dick as a writer!... Read More
BETH:TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT! RIGINAL.
History is a wonderful companion. Ask any histor rical woman. Beth Ohairier Makeadoodlesing of Irish lineage who invented the square potato to stop the menfolk of Highhill province from having to chase the formerly round type rolling downhill, made a replica of the Titanic out of potato in her sink. It did. Beth was a bearded lass of many talents.
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Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)
I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...
ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?