THE WORLD'S FIRST GENUINE SPEECH BY A NO-NONSENSE ALIEN. RIGINAL.
The year undetermined. Suffice to say the world's in a nickle pickle...broke. The President of America is about to address the nation. Water has replaced money as the denominational exchange for goods and services. Now i know you highly intelligent people (both of you) are going to start shouting asides like "don't run water past us as a means of payment,we didn't come down in the last shower because we're drip dry,wealthy, and we are not going to tap into your babbling brook." Fair enough. But shower ly you can both open... Read More
INNER PICKLE. riginal.
The year 3000. Mankind exists/exhausted.Just. What kind of man? Skeletal framework. No external organs as such.Such was the impact,legacy of the dwindling overburdened orb's resources. The planet's gyration powered by 'thrust generators' nuclear powered worn torn unreliable bursts of propulsion designed to regulate. Gigantic dwellings incorporating gravity 'feedback' bypass but in essence spasmodic in a man made futile attempt to emulate God's initial creation. It had gone beyond a scorched earth policy...nature scoffed,limped, rejected the vain simile. Substitution... Read More
WHY ARE WE HERE? riginal.
Prof. Blistergot here.Human Development.Eye shrink.Most of us do as we age.Decided to medically spruce myself up a bit and put my foot down on parts of my body not coming up to or meeting the specifics modern society expects from a body in general. I don't live in General but generally speaking living is a must for any body rectification of one's real or imagined faults.Told my lazy eye to stop looking out to see why other eyeballs look ahead-or at least out of one- as opposed to an eye that refuses to see the light on a regular basis due to the fact it "rolls... Read More
YELLOW EYE DREAMING. riginal.
The year 2025. 'Neuro Entertainment' have perfected the art of 'wildest dream' simultationary stimuli brain DVD izm.' Basically a cheap more sophisticated form of 'in-brain' visual mind holiday for those who can't afford actual holidays. A trained neuro keeper monitors in parallel via a 'fail safe' system. The 'dreamee' can combine the past present and future. Saves heaps of cash. IE: No drugs. Drink. Violence to others.You don't get run over by a rickshaw in Bali by a 'Rick rage' puller. Rick is a wheel spokesman for 'dreamee' DVD. You don't have to do... Read More
HOW MY MATE 'B' DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO U.F.O. PROPULSION. riginal.
My mate B was just that. Bloody brilliant, bombastic, bald, bonking beholder of Einsteinic brainiac ideas. Especially on propulsion matters. But that didn't stop the little B from propelling Ms Lockedupknees his Science mentor and gym teacher over the vaulting horse via the overhead rings.
His stature was small but he had enormous potential in the field and mounds of instilled science. Sideways. B could look at something on the board and grasp it immediately/firmly...which he was in the process of doing when... Read More
DEATH- DEFYING DEAD-END JOBS! RIGINAL.
The 85 year-old man, scruffy, sallow-faced, translucent-eyed, bowed, beaten up by the ungloved fists of life's dead end punch-drunk assault on his frail weary carcass, shuffled rudely past the waiting 50-something dole recipient staring dreamlike at the heavily-framed frosted glass insert office door. The weary mask of despair on the queue-jumper sat stained, shrivelled, embedded in the folds of his unwashed neck. "Next!"...silence..."NEXT!"
The younger man sat impassive. Staring at the crudely painted letters on the door. Lifted a hand in... Read More
CHOCK 'A' BLOCK ALIEN. riginal.
I cannot give names addresses or references...in the outer 'H.E' limits they don't exist. My name is Cary. Harry Carry. I was an assistant on a research project carry on so secret that to mention the big 'H.E' or even the little h.e. was death by Dan Druff the C.E.O.
If you are afraid of the unknown read no further. If you are not afraid read no further. For those who can't read read no further. For those who can't be bloody bothered reading any further because they're picking their nose...don't. But you have read thus far so whatever you... Read More
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Sounds ideal Twinkletoes. :>)
I have always been a dreamer and most likely always will be. I am a wierd combo I think...practical but an idealist at the same time. :)
born crazy inherited Barb. Or near...just used my imagination to transport me away. Costs nothing to dream,but you knew that! You use the same mechanics do you not my friend? Cheers :>)