DENNIS FINDS WATER ON MARS. RIGINAL.
Class could you please put your hands together, no Lucy, you don't have to remove them...
Prof. Gladly Go here. I am hosting a brainstorming session of the world's most advanced brainical kids in a hidden location for the simple reason should one of these kids be tempted to defect to Russia- namely Dennis from Ohio- and they torture this 12- year- old with caviar tick free big Macs, then this little genius who founded among other important discoveries-the secret to longevity-then the world would not only mourn Dennis; it would greatly upset... Read More
THE TEFLONFERBIC HEART SAGA. RIGINAL.
The year 3050.
Genius Surgeon Ferbic belted his 4D strengthened Ferbic cranium on the light bars of his office sell.
His guard, 4D, although grateful for his Ferbic (Fend e ranz bi insert central) cranium 'extra dollop' strength implant, was just a little tired of being abused/belted, head bashed. The genius Ferbic didn't really care though. See, 'i am' robots didn't 'am' or 'ave' any say in it. For the simplistic reason, he had none. His 'tiredness' was programmed to amuse the doc. No-one questioned the doc's genius sanity or lack... Read More
Really can't remember if i told you bout the planet of Ssshhh. You see i was told to keep it quiet by the inhabitants.
I am a former astronaut,retired.In fact very tired. I landed on Ssshhh, crash landed. I woke to find advanced surgeons not of this planet, tending my wounds. How did i know they were not of this world? Ssshhh, keep this to yourself. You must surely know and have experienced after waiting for surgery on earth, the inevitable.
You are booked in for an op, you get a phone call the day before, cancelled. The 'surgers' as they liked to be called... Read More
THE ECO LASHBACK. RIGINAL.
The year? Doesn't really matter. On a yearly basis anyway.
The world finally had woken up to itself. Or rather the the eco tribes scattered across the globe through constant pressure and sponsorship magnitude from the 'ECO SMITH FOUNDATION' won through. The planet itself had given up the "let's plan it" tips like spitting a few countries upside down to reinforce that ESF was the way to go.
A few gentle earthshakes like a gigantic malted milkshake molten. No-one injured, just boltin' down the road. The last straw. Earth chuckled to itself. Slept.... Read More
episode 2 SOYLENT NIGHT? RIGINAL.
The scientists had given up. Had no choice. Choice been available, they collectively would have preferred to be anywhere else than watch a rerun of Soylent Green. A 1973 flashback sci fi of horrendous reverberation. People were having to dine in and out on themselves. The term "this meals on me" was banned. For obvious reasons. Green about the grills?
The year 3000. Just about everything on planet earth had been basically eaten. Vegetarians and meat eaters made a simple pact. They would not eat each other without a very good excuse. Cows which... Read More
Her mom was regarded by the neighbors as 'flighty'. Single mothers- in that part of town near where the huge power grid max security fencing framed hostile the huge hangars that were 'off limits' to Presidents and intelligent people per se- were regarded with a taint of 'mystery surround'. Small town small talk. A judgement end result of Babble on? AND! God forbid she was single AND her little girl just seemed to be 'different,' hesitantly popping up all over the place! One person who thought he was of superior intelligence per se per said at the pub, "i'm clever and... Read More
As a global political leader, the United States is no stranger to war. The men and women of the United States Armed Forces have fought and died in conflicts around the world, but bullets and conventional bombs have never been the sole concern of these brave soldiers, sailors, and marines. The increasing threat of biological and chemical weapons attacks from rogue nations has many around the world worried about how these weapons are being monitored, and whether or not they could be detected before it is too late.
Facts and Figures
Chemical weapons are not a new threat on the battlefield.... Read More
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Sounds ideal Twinkletoes. :>)
I have always been a dreamer and most likely always will be. I am a wierd combo I think...practical but an idealist at the same time. :)
born crazy inherited Barb. Or near...just used my imagination to transport me away. Costs nothing to dream,but you knew that! You use the same mechanics do you not my friend? Cheers :>)