479 results for 'riginal'
It's weird modern life, bit like a viking burial at sea, one minute you're on top of the heap, next you're a flamin' hasbeen. In days of yore, cavemen had it simple. Eat, sleep, go clubbing and Bingo, find a partner...or perhaps a partner to play old style Bingo with? The man of the cave brought home the equivalent to the bacon nowadays, for the lady of the cave to cook up a storm or create a smoking one.Yes, there was only perhaps a hibernating bear substituting for a front door to keep the cold out, and if the bear awoke unhinged and hungry...perhaps the propensity to keep the cave family... (more)
THERE NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE ANYWAYS? riginal.
Hard to fathom, life? Each and everyone has their own portent for living. Take kids for instance...away from their mothers. That would take away their reason for living? Rightly so. Others live on the precipice of a fine edge, balancing careers with the indecision of whether to have children or basically devote their lives to taking care of business. An ever increasing majority these days in my opinion, which is worth small cents in the dollar of monetary accolade. Some seem more engrossed in putting their stamp on society, particularly... (more)
THE PRESIDENT MEETS THE ALIENS: RIGINAL.
Scene: A glittering silver saucer lands slap bang bump, in the middle of the White House back lawn. Burns a circular hole in the manicured lawn, upsetting Manuel the gardener. A White House armed guard rushes forward. Manuel gets there first on his dying ride-on mower, tells the occupants of the craft they have caused a mess and he runs off to dob them in to the President.
DT:" What on earth was that hum?"
M:" Humm, outer space beings Mr President!"
DT:" Outer space? There's plenty of parking out back Manuel...i'm busy."... (more)
FRONT. We all know the meaning of. To present reality but in essence much like a Western movie of yore, whereupon the cameras deceive by presenting angles of filmic which inspires our imagination to believe that the 'buildings' are in fact that. And as we all know due to expenditure/time, just an outward appearance of real, propped up buildings. Full frontal in artistic concept.
Human nuance and behavior mimic this in my opinion to a degree but then my degrees of opinion could be quite wrong and need degreasing. I believe with no exception or little thereof,... (more)
WERE THE ALIENS KILLED TOO? RIGINAL.
Ever since foot slog dreary turned to horsepower and in turn turned a crank full of explosive horsepower, foolish though cunning fuel protective monoliths have made sure any new 'you beaut' propulsion system remains 'killed.' Paid off. Either money paid and or after the fact, inventors of new sources of power have simply disappeared. A lot buried, along with their invention.
Indeed fossil fuel fanatics seek to keep the good oil flowing and alternative slowing...till it vanishes in the mist of dime. Or rather,many dimes. No need to delve... (more)
THE RISE AND FALL OF WEIRD HOUSING PRICES: riginal.
I live in Australia just two hours from a major city. Have been in the building circuit at one time. Can't believe the fluctuation and flamboyant disparity of some prices paid for seemingly very little gain, indeed, reno people such as a mother and daughter paying a paltry $9500 for skeletal wavering remnants of a house tottering on nil foundations in one reno housing show. The pair spent something like $180,000 refurbishing on a small block. Obviously it wasn't bulldozed simply because there wouldn't be that episode. However, a dozing... (more)
PROTOCOL TO PRESERVE THE POLITICALLY CORRECT END- OF-THE-WORLD BASH:
I know i know none of you people out there want to see the end -of- the- world simply because you would rather pay your mortgage off first. Plus, hell- fire and brimstone- a biblical promissory note if we don't change our wayward ways-will cause havoc to the car's paintwork and you just polished and washed it didn't you? Damn!
As artistic catering director for the end-of-the-world celebrations i am on a strict health and safety licence. Just last week i had to email 'standing room' only ticket holders to EOW... (more)
WHAT'S IMPORTANT KIDS? POETRY OF EMOTION A NO NO?
"Bloody silly old fart,second time he's nearly burned the kitchen severe." The fire chief spoke loudly, knowing the old chap though down on hearing-would hear his flippant aside. Wiped ash from his lip shook his head did the chief. At 50 he had seen it before. Muttered to OF's wife. "Keep hub away from the stove!" Eric the burnee sighed. His wife was a kids' pushover. Umbilical cords never to be cut. For some women who give birth to children; shelve their own wants and align themselves to throw caution to the children's whims regarding... (more)
As soon as you say the word friends and you a start to elaborate a lot of people switch off interest wise Because they expect you to 'gush on' as one does,so i will. Two real friends of mine, one lives in California, one in Canada, i would trust them both with my life. Though the lady in California, a cooking guru; wouldn't go near her when she cooks her special broth. Resident Cannibals in California would love her, as she leaves the legs of chooks (Australian name for poultry/bird fowlish) sticking out of the pot during the cooking process. Of course there's no... (more)
THE BEAST OF OPINION. RIGINAL.
It has no form, no real structure, no bodily shape or untoward appearance that makes it stand out-just ever-changing.The beast of Opinion. Sometimes it strides rampant, forceful, squashing hope, the desire to destroy, uplifting-depending on its mood. Chameleon like it twists, turns in an instant to berate,scorn, safe in the knowledge it wears computerized 'keyboard warrior' armor. Wears jealousy like a tight fitting glove of sentiment. Other times when it doesn't feel threatened it spreads a modicum of platitude grabbed greedily by the recipient starving... (more)