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How Sex Toys Saved the World

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Nov 10, 2012

I recently read the "Virgin Diaries" on Cosmopolitan and to be honest, they were pretty basic stories of "what an asshole" and "why did it do it". Sometimes i wish i could read something that was more heartfelt and honest, something that grasped my attention for longer than 5 seconds. Something that i would find amusing to read but find ultimately stimulating and making me utter "omgosh!" Lately, nothing has... so I wander off into the internet, doing research and just simply browsing. To my surprise... yet again... the things you find are unbelieble!

I'm sure you have read one of my... (more)


Sexless: Avoiding the Phases

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Sep 20, 2012

In life, generally, we avoid saying certain things in order to aliviate the pain or discomfort it would cause others. Most of these times, we are limiting ourselves from entirely communicating our feelings and decisions to one another. Imagine this scenario: you are with your lover, in bed. He’s undressing you very seductibely and you are undressing him. Two empty bottles of wine near the bed, your pants are by the chair and your bra stuck on the cealing fan. Then you turn to your guy and say: “would you mind showering first, you’re too sweaty”. Next thing you know, not only did you kill the... (more)


Personality Disorder or Human Emotion?

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Jun 5, 2012

I have always been someone who analyzes everything, the smallest details never escape my thoughts and i always thought that t was my BIGGEST flaw. Come to think of it, i thought it was something close to my DOOM – perhaps that it would even be my ultimate undoing. Boy was i wrong! I admit, the things i think of and the solutions i bestow upon myself and others, are a bit out there. Needless to say… I’m not normal! As a matter of fact, shit… I am insane!!!

Now i can hear my closest friends/relatives/followers agreeing with me – and i like it. Never really intended to be different nor... (more)

Tags: blogging, science, blog, mental, crazy, psycho, sane, ink, labyrinth, insane


By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Apr 15, 2012

Soon after a surgical procedure i went through this past Thursday, my world becomes a bit more congested than usual. Not only is it congested… but it’s rather explosive. I get a little anxious, a little paranoid and a bit upset. I am 1/2 way bound between my bed and my couch; since i cannot sit down on my own voluptuous butt, i cannot even walk all that much either. To make it short… I’m rather slow lately. Not fair. Not fun!

I try to be innovative and creative, looking for things to do that are not as repetitive as everything else seems to be (i can only watch the discovery channel... (more)

Tags: sex, life, sexy, surgery, feathers, fur

Emotionally Slutty & Social Stratification

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Mar 7, 2012

Saying too much too quick - Yep! We have all been there - From the late night calls while drunk, telling God know's who all of your un-filtered problems. To the 'I love you' you accidentally spilled on your 3rd date. - Yep! I bet it happened! We have all reveal too much at some point in our lives. So it makes me wonder: Are we common sense handicapped, or are we simply emotionally slutty?

There have been times where i hear women be outrageously outspoken, to the point where; i just want to sedate them in an instant. Emotion sluttyness isn't classy, nor feminine, nor sexy, much less... (more)

Tags: emotion, sociology, slut, max weber

Indulging - Top 5 Sex Sites

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Mar 1, 2012

In this entry, the first of many in the new 2012; there wont be any recaps of 2011, so - moving on!

Have you ever wondered what drives humanity to be overly sexual, or perhaps, not driven enough? In the years in which I've studied humanity as a whole; I've come across various scenarios, yet i have never been able to figure out what makes a person overindulge. I've had many ideas as of why the norm has inflated over the years, but i have not encountered the reasons in which the norm has also depleted. Perhaps the increased availability of material which its beneficial to such overindulgement... (more)

Tags: sex, humanity, porn, men, technology, blog, 2012, computer, obsession, anthropology, sociology, porn sites

Rate Me Up... Before You Go-Go!

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Nov 23, 2011

I can't help but wonder, are we in life, who we are in bed? How do the two compare? Who are you in bed? Are we rated?If so, how do you think that you rate under the sheets?

There is ALWAYS a rating system. I know I have one. Different categories, score 1-5 (bad to good), add, find the average and that's your score. Done! If they tell you that they haven't compared you or even rated you, they lie. Everyone does it, no one talks about it.

Here is a step-by-step of the rated categories:

1. Timing.2. Drive intensity.3. Kissing style.4. Foreplay technique.5. Sex.6. Feelings.

... (more)

Tags: sex, dating, intimacy, kissing, how to kiss, rating, rate me, fractions, kissing style

No Extended Warranties

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Nov 23, 2011

Divorced men.

Are they antiques, used objects, or just innocent men who got suckered into an oblivion of sexless nights?

Most importantly: Can we test drive them prior to buying? How about returns after buying them? 30 days?Are all of his parts still under warranty?If not, how can we fix it?What if he has children? Do you truly need another toy car up your ass?

For many of you... I didn't think so.

There are so many thoughts when getting involved with a man with a past, specially if his past runs so deep. So do we simply neglect to view the obvious and decide to... (more)

Tags: sex, divorce, dating, men, blog, inkedlabyrinth, warranty

Words of Destruction

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Nov 16, 2011

You have been drinking… Beer, wine, liquor, water… more beer, more liquor and wine. You start to feel warm, satisfied, seductive, mysterious even. Your partner is near, he looks good and that smile has never seemed sexier as it does now. You wait a bit, your friends are chatting and there is no escape route near.

You’re stuck.

The heat within you rises by the minute, scratch that, by the second. You are drowning in an inner pool of thoughts, desires, and need. Finally, a wait out! You’re going home, you’re excited, divine joy. Nothing more than seclusion between you both. Nearly... (more)

Tags: sex, intimacy, relationship, inkedlabyrinth, anthropology, no sex, bad sex

I Don't Kiss & Tell

By Maylin Gonzalez, published on Nov 13, 2011

As a friend once told me: “write about what you know”. That’s when I started thinking…What the heck do I really know?What is that thing I have and no one else does?

I came across plenty of variations which all came to the same conclusion, I’m good at writing. Yet I couldn’t write about writing. I know about sex, and well, I could definitively talk about that but then again… What do I really and truly know?What about my sarcasm and actual facts?What about my knowledge of all things true?What about my knowledge itself?

It has been said that a true writer is a scientist,and a good... (more)

Tags: knowledge, inkedlabyrinth, i know, kiss and tell

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