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She's Hot, But Psycho?

by Lila M. (writer), L.A., June 03, 2008


Alas, are the psycho rumors & babble true?

As an EX Laker fan and someone who worked at one big sports network for years, I have always wondered about some of these pro athletes wives.  More recently after reading El G’s article about yet another Kobe Bryant affair/scandal rumor, I started thinking about one particular pro athlete wife that is showing signs that she just might be……psycho.

There is nothing more frightening then a psycho woman.  Women who are psycho are evil, pure and simple.  Crazy to the core….with no capacity to understand or reason and they do not embody any kind of moral judgment.    They are women who would go to any crazy length to keep the man they are with or if the man leaves, make their life hell through psychotic or financial revenge.  

Introducing Vanessa Bryant, wife to one Kobe Bryant, and an alleged psycho.  Now I’m not the first one to call her psycho or insane.  There have been many articles surfacing and already claiming she is with much reason.  So if the shoe fits, well you know the rest.   But instead of just calling her a psycho, lets look at the facts, shall we?  There are several cases that support this finding. 

You may recall in 2004 when there was the big feud between Karl Malone and Kobe because Vanessa had accused Malone of making a pass at her during a Lakers game.  It went as far as Kobe’s agent mentioning on ESPN that Vanessa had told him that "several inappropriate comments" were made to Bryant's wife.  Thus ending Kobe and Karl’s friendship.

Karl was noted by Kobe as being like a “mentor” to him and good friends off the court, claiming their wives were friends as well.  I also remember hearing about and reading the comments that were claimed Malone had made, which he later denied stating it was a misunderstanding.   Obviously, “The Mailman” does not have a stain free record when it comes to women and monogamy.  But you also have to consider that in Karl Malone’s 18 years playing professional basketball, this was the first time another baller’s wife (not random hoochie) had accused him of this type of stuff.  Why hadn’t any other wife come out to say he had propositioned them also?   Because there weren’t any others he had made an inappropriate “pass” against and thus, not so believable that he made one towards her.   So what made Vanessa probably think he made inappropriate comments towards her?   She’s a psycho.   Psycho’s have a knack to turn innocent comments or words into accusations claiming “inappropriateness” to get some much needed attention.  Psycho women always find some way to distort what they’ve heard, because again, they are crazy and have no perception of reality versus the cuckoo-land they live in.   Malone himself was later quoted about the situation stating,  Misery loves company. This is a Hollywood soap opera, and I'm not going to be a star in another Bryant soap opera ”. 

Then there was the constant chatter that goes on in sports rooms nationwide that Vanessa Bryant is one pro athlete wife to avoid outside the Laker locker room.  Mainly due to the fact that she’s been known to cuss out reporters on numerous occasions when they have said “Hi” to her kids or mentioned her in stories, even when it was in a positive way.

Fast forward to 2008 where all the chatter has now become documented fact.  I’m speaking of the recent incident where in front of her 5 and 2 year-old kids, Vanessa screamed at reporter Laura Lane who does the news for ESPN, quote “Fuck You, You Fucking Bitch”, as Lane exited the Lakers locker room.   Many stated that it was because Lane had written comments about Vanessa’s weird tutu getup during Kobe’s MVP acceptance.  But others have speculated that this gold digger is slowly but surely on her way to a meltdown over the recent broowaha that there may have been another much hotter Vanessa in the picture.  

I know many would side with her and say the reporter said something about her dress and she was retaliating.   But think about it this way.   1) That’s what reporters do, they report…whether on the game, the athletes or a particular outfit, that is their job.  And if she is going to take it personal then she should consider hiring a stylist next time.   2) I think Mrs. Bryant should have been mature enough to avoid the reporter, not throw down F-bombs like it was time to gang-jump the bitch.   3) We on this forum also write about people and things we see that are news worthy or interesting, whether good or bad.  So now imagine if someone in McCain or Hillary or Obama’s camp, or the slew of other people written badly about, decided to confront you in that way.  I think you’d be just as taken aback by the uncalled for behavior. 

And while I suppose other reporters will soon come out with their own psycho Vanessa stories, I consider one last item to back the psycho findings.  In August 2007 it was reported that the Bryant’s were calling it quits and Kobe had gone as far as to move out of their mansion.   So why did they reconcile?  Did the fact that there was no pre-nup in Kobe’s over $200 million dollar estate have something to do with it?   Or was there an incident one dark night, where a shiny knife was placed next to Kobe’s own personal and attached MVP or ‘most valuable penis’, thus stemming the reconciliation.   We will never know, and I’m sure there are more tidbits out there that are being kept under wraps by others and Kobe himself, in fear that they or he may get a Lorraina Bobbit style rude awakening.   But presented here are facts to support the notion that Vanessa fits all the characteristics of a true bunny-boiler.  

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By icanluvulongtime on June 03, 2008 at 01:11 pm

At the risk of being a "copy cat" I agree with Bill Friday's assesment of OF COURSE SHE IS PSYCHO!  Her, Robin Gibbins (with Mike Tyson), Holly Madison (with Hugh Hefner) and the rest of the long list.  These are not just nice girls who bumped into a *star* one day and fell in love with a man who happened to be worth millions......  noooooo, these are women who have been taught from an early age by their botoxed, face lifted, breast enhanced, ass lipod, gold digging mothers to FIND A MAN WITH $.  Having acheived their life's goal they go psycho when it becomes (as it always does) threatened and she is in fear of losing her meal ticket.  Which always happens.  The best laid plans.....

Good piece.

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By Lila M. on June 03, 2008 at 02:27 pm

Bill – I agree, you have to be a little psycho to be with a psycho.  But rather than just call her one, I actually wanted to present the facts to show that she’s a true case.

EL G – I think the same thing, I was sure there would be a ginormous spread in the LA times or local news would mention this new alleged Kobe affair.  But nope, nothing to date.   It’s like they are afraid to touch it.

Icanluvulongtime –  Yes, many of these women are born and bred.  Robbin Givens is a great example.

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By Jen on June 03, 2008 at 04:29 pm

She is definitely one grade A psycho.  I mean...what woman in her right mind wouldn't take the lying cheating bastard to court and collect a cool $100 million?  Even if she only got a fraction of the estate and even after you buy yourself the $4 million "I'm sorry (I got caught)" ring (loved that!) you have plenty of money for shoes, botox, travel, and an array of hot young cabana boys to help you forget the lying cheating bastard.

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By D. E. Carson on June 03, 2008 at 11:03 pm

"botoxed, face lifted, breast enhanced, ass lipod, gold digging mothers"

WOW! Honestly, I'd like to see Vanessa Bryant's mother and see if she does fit the bill.  I"m betting she does and looks like Mary J. Blige, over-stuffed trunk and all.

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By Lila M. on June 05, 2008 at 04:30 am

nice find Bill F. - it seems the term psycho might have been an understatement after reading that little blurb about her….  in the words of Jamie Foxx, I might need security.

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By 'Mean' Mike Duffau on June 05, 2008 at 07:59 pm

those dames are hot, but dramatic!

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By Lila M. on June 06, 2008 at 09:11 pm

Westminister Mall???!!!!   omg Bill F., that is so classic!   I can't even begin to tell you why, but I know you know.

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By L DeSilva-Johnson on June 09, 2008 at 12:46 pm

But what I'm concerned about is, really -- how do people end up like this? And, how much can we actually know about anybody?

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By Lila M. on June 10, 2008 at 05:37 pm

Thx for the comments ladies,

L – your new pic is cool!  But yeah, it’s like someone here said, it’s born and bred.  It’s also because I think she was so young when she met KB, (she being 17), that she still has alot of growing up to do.  

J&T – very true.  Some women have to hold onto these men to feel they are worthy and it’s a sad thing.  But take a look at the many NBA wives who lead a normal life with their famous husbands.   Like the title says, she is an attractive girl, but creating constant drama makes her the exact opposite.  

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