Friday, February 15, 2019

No Extended Warranties

by Maylin Gonzalez (writer), , November 23, 2011

Credit: s/s 11
To buy or not to buy?

Is his warranty expired? - Test drive him before you buy!

Divorced men.

Are they antiques, used objects, or just innocent men who got suckered into an oblivion of sexless nights?

Most importantly:
Can we test drive them prior to buying?
How about returns after buying them? 30 days?
Are all of his parts still under warranty?
If not, how can we fix it?
What if he has children?
Do you truly need another toy car up your ass?

For many of you... I didn't think so.

There are so many thoughts when getting involved with a man with a past, specially if his past runs so deep. So do we simply neglect to view the obvious and decide to forget about that extended warranty? Or do we control the situation head on, walk away to cripple another innocent bystander, but this time, we walk them into the oblivion of nights filled with erotic, decadent sex?

Everyone is different.
Personally, i'll forget the Final Sale...
... I prefer the later!

About the Writer

Maylin Gonzalez is a writer for BrooWaha. For more information, visit the writer's website.
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