Friday, February 15, 2019

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IM Googled, status updated, linked, and blogged. Thumbs flying, ear-buds blasting;, here I am. Did you get my text? ‘Cause I am next: I am Electric Youth. Valentine's Day may be just around the corner, but how can modern love compete with my latest tweet?

In the late ‘80s, Electric Youth was not an adolescent with ADD and an ipod in his hand. No, no-- it was a Debbie Gibson album and a popular perfume that teenage girls clamored for. Back then, remember? Valentine’s Day was still fun and untainted. We handed out Looney Tune valentines to our classmates. We baked heart-shaped... Read More

How can a man be a nice guy and at the same time, a total Dog?

This question seems to be a source of confusion and dismay among women across the world. So today we’d like to expound upon this principle and hopefully shed some light on this perplexing duality.

Dogs are born, bred and raised by man. They come with sharp teeth, a vicious bark and an aggressive streak. But they are also fiercely loyal, lovable and playful. They are the only animal on the planet that come with such an interesting blend of opposites. It’s not surprising, since they were trained by man to exist in his... Read More

SOUL MATE; (noun)

1) A person with whom one has a strong affinity. 2) One of two persons compatible with each other in disposition, point of view, or sensitivity.3) A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your soulmate understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense... Read More

Admittedly, as of this date, we have only reached the moon, but the time will inevitably come when man will venture further into space and encounter alien species. If these alien species are similar to ourselves in being divided into male and female there will no doubt arise the situation where a human male feels attracted to an alien female. But with no experience of alien women our space-faring Lothario will be at a severe disadvantage in attempting seduction unless, that is, he reads this instructional article and follows the advice herein.The first thing you must ensure is to make your... Read More

I love going to the bank in my town. The obvious reason is, it makes me happy to deposit money. But the behind the scenes reason is, the young women working there are very friendly and quite cute. After I leave, my day is just a little better.

I don’t keep secrets from my wife. Even if I tried, I’m terrible at deception. She thinks my bank forays are funny. She rolls her eyes when I say I’m going to do errands. She knows this includes a visit to my favorite brick and mortar institution. But she also knows I’m invisible to the young cuties. I know this too. No matter how cool I try to... Read More

Dear Guys: "What is the deal with guys? Why can’t they buy gifts? Do Guys think they are exempt from buying once they are married or with a long term partner?” -- Cindy (name changed in case hubby reads)

Dear Cindy: The partial truth is, YES! But the whole truth is, we are only accomplices. We might be completely overwhelmed by it all or we might just be good at playing dumb, but the bottom line is, women are enablers in this predicament and for good reason. Many women feel it’s easier to do it themselves, or so we’ve been told!

So yes, guys don’t get gifts much. We will absolutely... Read More

Depending on how you look at it, the personal computer could be one of the greatest dating devices around, as long as you are interested in dating for sport only. However, if you are actually searching for something deeper, a companion, life partner or perhaps a spouse, internet dating could quickly become your Achilles' heel once you have encountered the Career Dater.

The Career Dater (CD) is the most deceptive of all daters because they actually go into the experience with an objective; they want to find someone to pursue a relationship with. However, somewhere along the way, they... Read More

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