Friday, February 22, 2019

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Let’s talk about the World Where Publicity CAN Be Bought. Think of Hollywood’s big night, the Oscars, or the football season’s glorious pinnacle otherwise known as the Super Bowl. Companies that want their products and services seen by the masses are willing to pay an arm and a leg for the fleeting privilege. It’s a well-known fact that the cost of commercials during the Super Bowl and the Oscars are exorbitant, with companies willing to pay in the millions of dollars for a 30-second spot. Admittedly, a few are brilliant but more often than not, most fall under the category of ridiculously... Read More

The only thing that will kill you as a mother of a large family is pairing socks.

There are solutions. Some are outrageous. For example, I remember a crazy kids, campfire song, that we usually sang in rounds.

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"Black socks, they never get dirty;

The longer you wear them, the blacker they get.

Some times, I think I should wash them

But something keeps telling me Oh, not yet, not yet, not yet" ??

I did not seriously consider this option, though. After ONE day stuck inside an active child's running shoe, socks reek. I had 154 stinky socks to wash... Read More

Iggy, our new bunny was full of joy when we first brought her home and let her out of her tiny mesh cage. Ecstatic that she was liberated, she ran laps around the entire house jumping and twisting in the air every few minutes. This is typical rabbit behaviour for extremely happy bunnies but none my family had seen anything quite like this particularly joyful demonstration. Iggy was delightful, full of character, keeping all of us, even my calm. dignified husband entertained for hours with her exuberant antics.

Iggy defied everything animal experts have ever written about rabbits.

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Packing up to shift out of my small recording studio (soundproofed for a reason) and perchance i came across a brief piece among the boxes of bygone verbal crap,the type silverfish love chomping the words out of. I've worked out that 20 years of hoarding won't fit in t other house, Why the hell i bought a tile cutter will haunt me tile the day i die. My MATE? sold me an extensive 'treasured' collection of Elvis stuff etc. The main VHS 'valuable' live performance tape played halfway through and the recently deceased mate's uncle (died of alcoholism) appeared... Read More

So here’s the thing. As we grow old mature (nope grow old), our little brains can’t seem to hold on to the information that we have stored, slotted inside those gooey pinkish-beige coloured bits inside our skulls.

I know mum is struggling now, but this isn’t about her, it’s about me. I am one of these people that hides things in safe hiding know what’s coming next don’t you dear readers, hell yes, when I want to retrieve said items from their cosy tucked away, no one will find me spot… I have forgotten where that spot is.

This afternoon as I was bored out of my little... Read More

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world.... Read More


Robin West switched his laptop on,he still had the scars from his last Western adventure on his trembling finger tips.Rejection scars."Dear Mr West,unless you can come up with a Novel reeking of sex and violence in fifty shades of prey, i'm afraid we can't consider your incursion (sic) excursion into our literary ranks. For a start the title. "Annie Get Your Gun!" Annie's gun has been done before. Try "Annie Beget Your Bum!" You're six clits...clicks, away from anything resembling interest. Rewrite. Introduce a beautiful woman (or man...ha... Read More

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