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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

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Well I'll be damned! Aussie media's journos have saddled up, hunkered down in the mouse ferris wheel of shame! shame! shame! and by crikey jingo...all are bored? Sorry..."All aboard! We'll give our own sportsmen a jolly good drubbing here."

Huge group, massive to the max. Large, large, huge ingestion of illegal performance drugs. Right across the full gambit of top level sport. One outstandingly insightfull Journo thinks to himself (rare event sponsored by bullshit) then hits the keys like a starved cheeta chasing a 'performance enhanced' jack rabbit who has had his jack removed... Read More

MOTIVATION. riginal.

My name is Prof. Getzmlife. You make have read my latest Motivational book 'Getzmlife' which is a sequel to 'Donhavalife?'

Donhavalife was a light read. However, many complaints from short myopic lightbulb readers forced me to transfer my words from the lightbulbs onto paper into a one metre high book. Let me explain. Some people prefer to stand on the book and read my early edition lightbulbs? Some prefer to wrap their legs around the lightbulb itself, hang upside down like a bat, and read the book. This however requires someone to turn the pages of... Read More

MIND OUT. riginal.

Prof. H Belittle MD. HAB. XPIDE.RS. IB2, Re-appointed head of the prestigious Philanthropy 'MPDD' experimental facility, brushed dust off the 'family' photo, smiled fondly at his smiling adopted family, flicked a fly spot off his handsome 'wife's' face, placed the expensive chipped frame on the equally dusty shelf next to his newly released widely acclaimed book 'Mind Where You Step.' He was pleased to be back once again at his old residence where he was a much-loved administrator of the Mute Psychiatry Development Division (MPDD). His baby and his alone. The critics... Read More

ARE YOU A SAFE DRIVER? SOME TIPS FROM ERIC DRIBBLE. riginal.

Eric Dribble. 105 clicks old. Driving instructor, ex-racing driver. Won at Le- mans 1413. Disqualified Le-womans 1414 for wearing a non-safety pink silk racing helmet and obtaining an illegal 'sex change' on lap 69. Ran out of juice. Rolled. Real ballsupn'off. Told by race doctors that he would never be able to conceive due to his short gear change and loss of 'overdrive' on the Benz. Newly obtained 'instructor's licence' from 'Backyard Freddy's wink wank drive a tank tanked academy.'

Formerly: 'Mexican take-away... Read More

My mate. SIMPLE SIMON. riginal.

Went to school with a kid dubbed 'Simple Simon Sue' by the rest of the class, including me for a time. If you think I'm not being politically correct then sue me. I'll reciprocate and sue you...SIMPLE! and we all know what happens when a kid's tagged with a name like Sue, even if it was a scabby vocabularistic 'tag on' surname.

A bunch of "mean-spirited kids" whose parents thought it hilarious that "how do you do'" Sue was the "butthead" that represented (in their collective narrow mind) everything pertaining to stupidity. "Not the fault... Read More

LAWRENCE OF EL- RIBIA. riginal.

This elusive search is factual. No sex. No sin. No inane half-baked bean jokes. No glorification of man's scrotumable conquest of the wild beaver of desirification. No intoxicational indent or indeed indoctrinational sleazy side- show of tittlating perversary flap. Except between two flaps of the desert.

In lieu of my impending sand foray I purchased on-line a "buy one get one free rotten toe-nail ointment dispenser that rids one of desert 'fungus foot'." So powerfully expensive that your foot disappears, and you are left in a state of de-nailment... Read More

Jack and Jill got off the pill to try and make some laughter.

Jack felt down he left town Jill came trembling after.

(Bear with me)

Jill and Jack they got back.

To talkin' bout their problems.

They both agreed there was no need

For figntin' an' a squabblins'.

Grown ups and kids think that Jack and Jill DESPITE their fame and monetary gain that made them household names - have nary a care in the world. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Let's go back to the beginning. Jack,an unknown actor in 'Gollywood', tried out for a part in... Read More

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Musings Of A Poet

Agree Barb, throwing the baby out with the bath water 'aint the answer. Take care. :>)

Musings Of A Poet

I know Rigina, when it takes a week for legite comments to appear it is upsetting, and it is killing the site slowly. Surely there must be a better way to address the spammers and floggers. Also taking away ratings if you do not post in a period of...

Musings Of A Poet

ed i was one of the original complainers about people using this site to flog their stuff. Now legite comments don't show?


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