Saturday, March 23, 2019

People Who Do Not Like Cheese Should Not Be Trusted


Ahhh Cheese. Just thinking about its ooey gooey melted goodness makes my mouth water. I do believe cheese may be the world's most perfect food. It's all natural and comes from cows. Of course lots of other good stuff comes from cows, things like milk and steak, but cheese takes the cake.

Speaking of cake, let's talk about my favorite food to ever be made with cheese. I am speaking of course about cheesecake. Glorious, glorious cheesecake. Is there a better food known to man? I think not. You can try to argue the opposite, but I won't listen because you will just be wasting your breath.

Cheese makes almost everything taste better. Take for example, broccoli. Broccoli is one of those foods that most people only eat because it's good for them. Now broccoli alone doesn't taste that good, but drown it in melted cheese and voila! it's a delicacy.

Now let's talk about nachos. Nachos wouldn't be nachos without cheese. Without cheese, nachos are just chips. Who wants to eat just chips? I mean, come on. Plain chips and jalapenos? Yuck. But drown those puppies in hot melted nacho cheese and you are in junk food heaven.

Don't forget about pizza. What do you call a pizza without cheese? I don't know but I know I don't want to find out. Serving pizza without cheese could actually be considered blasphemy and I think you can even be jailed for it in some countries.

And what about fondue? Do you fondue? Because I sure do. Take something yummy, place it on a stick, dip it in warm melted cheese and enjoy. Sitting around a nice hot fondue pot and enjoying time with friends is one of life's little pleasures.

Cheese is such an awesome food that in Italy, certain types of cheese are actually used as currency. It's true, I swear. Parmesan Reggiano is so awesome that it is actually regulated and used as collateral for loans. Don't believe me, look it up.

Now to the point of why people who do not like cheese should not be trusted. People who do not like cheese should not be trusted because they are aliens. They have to be to not like cheese. It's just no human.

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