HOT TIME, SUMMER IN THE CITY...BACK OF MY TOWN GETTIN' DIRTY AND SWEATY! RIGINAL
Mentioned in a po-blog (that's a po tentional Blog) recently, the town i was living in and banging a reno in,was a virtual village of the damned hardened arteries. I couldn't have been more wrong! There's a lot more that renovationary banging going on here let me tell you. Forget about 'Sax in The City' there's more musical beds being strummed here than you can poke a mouth organ at. Even if you don't let me i'll tell you anyway. Can't wait to socialize but you can't do banging and building in the same breath.... Read More
Social media has changed the world. I can’t say if it’s been changed for better or worse as that depends on your personal experience with it. What I can say is that some of the stuff I’ve observed has given me pause to consider if people can generally be a bit more responsible when using it. Understand that this post is going to be purely opinion driven, but if people can use social media to vent…then I can use this blog to share my critique of their observed venting.
Now I’m not going to spend too much time talking about those folks that have turned Facebook into their own platform... Read More
THE DREAM SHRINK. RIGINAL.
Welcome to my dream study. All the records from my patients about their dreams rooted for the most part in far flung never never land are strictly confidential.
Let me introduce myself. I'm me so therefore the obvious assumption is that you are you.
It's very important that this differentiate is established before I blab. Now, I'll go over it once more. You are you and I am me.
It has to be this way because in its entirety if you were me and I were you then of course you would be blabbing to me.
Prof. Blab of dream shrinkery decimination... Read More
DO YOUR NUTS CRACK IT? riginal.
Did my weekly shopping today. I purchased a pair of coconuts. Actually I picked up a pair of pears first but the coconuts won me over.They looked sad. Lost and hairy.
Now before you say "boring" let me finish. I was drawn to my new nuts. They were male and female, young. How can you tell the difference? The female's eyes are closer together.She was looking at me with those beady imploring eyes that little children use after they crack open a packet of lollies which haven't been paid for, knowing full well mum will pay for the remainder. Or, look... Read More
SELECT A TRAVEL PARTNER. RIGINAL.
My name is John Smith. I'm an investigator of holiday sham. Make yourself at home while i pull a sad sham from my portfolio.
I was resting after wrestling my pet alligator. The phone rang. Big Al released his grip on my powerful torso, spat my mobile out, picked up.
"Al here, been wrestling with John i'll put you on." I stuck my head in Al's jaw,the voice sounded familiar...it was Al.
I pushed Al back in his cage. I told Al to sit. Handed him a Penthouse alligator centrefold. A swamp biscuit and his glasses. Al whistled, dribbled.... Read More
I recently watched one of the new episodes of Glee where they feature Billy Joel (See YouTube video). The cast have just sung Honesty and it has touched a nerve.I have been thinking about the importance of honesty just recently. We all fall into the habit of sacrificing ourselves to the people we love rather than being open and honest and telling people what we want or what we think. As a result we find that life runs away and we end up doing things we don't like or being in situations we don't want to be in. Or perhaps just ending up being someone we don't want to be.
There is a... Read More
HAPPY CHRIS MESS. RIGINAL.
"Dear Sanner, mummy and daddy told me to my greedy little overstuffed face the other night (that's why with a mouth full of lollies i say "Sanna") that because i had been naughty you plump lovely little false- bearded man YOU would not be coming around this year but you and i know different (wink! wink!) now don't we?
See i wouldn't go to bed or pick daddy's Merc up after playing with it. But hear me out oh jolly festive HO HO HO one. I relented and picked the Merc up with dad's front- end- loader. Mummy ran down the drive screaming "put daddy's Merc... Read More
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