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We Could All Be Doomed!

By Coach Phatty, published on Mar 10, 2014

“If we are only as strong as our weakest link, our species is utterly doomed…) Here is a collection of some of our country’s “smartest” criminals!

It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, “This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line,... (more)

Tags: doom, stupid criminals, we are doomed, end of the human race, dumb criminals, stupid people

Stupid Criminals in Need of a Career Change

By Victoria Roder, published on Sep 12, 2010

Some criminals would be better off with a day job. A Salem Oregon man reported to the police that someone had stolen some of his personal belongings. He listed that one of the missing items was an ounce of marijuana. A wanna-be-robber at Dunkin Donuts, intent on stealing the cash register ran off with the adding machine instead.

A man robbed an electronic store with a bag over his head, but he forgot to take his name tag off his shirt. He worked at the store he attempted to rob. I’m sure everyone has heard of bank robbers that write demand notes on the back of envelops with their... (more)

Tags: murder mystery, stupid criminals, victoria roder, champagne books, bolt action

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