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Put it Away, You're on the Subway.

By Jane, published on Apr 9, 2007

As I reflect on my life here in New York City, I’m amazed at the number of exposed penises I have seen on the subway. And not in the sexy Risky Business way. More like the grinning pervert in sweatpants way. Now I’m pretty sure that most men reading this are thinking, “What’s wrong with whipping out my baby-pork for a little strokey-stroke to unwind on the subway? This chick is obviously a prude.” I am no prude. But I feel the need to educate the masses and tell them: The subway is not an appropriate place to masturbate. Ever. A poll of my female friends has indicated that nearly... (more)

Tags: new york, sex

Ode to the Road: South by SouthWest

By V, published on Mar 26, 2007

...and have thousands more miles to go. In a sea of music makers and music lovers, to the hottest soundtrack of the year, contact books are filled, mountains of business cards exchanged, deals are made, too many drugs consumed, promises are bandied about, dreams fulfilled, sloppy, unprotected sex is had in hotel rooms and alleyways, hopes are dashed and hearts are broken. And all the while, hangovers are worked through with a couple of Bloody Maries. South by South West 2007 picks … From NYC: From Brooklyn: Also from... (more)

Tags: los angeles, football, myspace, coachella, environment, music, sex

Young People Today -- An Old Fogie's Take

By Charla Howard, published on Mar 19, 2007 parents expect me to make at least $60,000 my first year out of college, and as much as I want to live up to their expectations, I just can’t.” Many young people find plenty of blame to go around. Tanya, 20, says, “The media play all kinds of trash and exploit youth with sex and violence, and then…they criticize the very same music that they produce. ‘Oh, oh oh, we have to clean up the culture. It’s rotting the minds of young people.’ What a bunch of hypicritical nonsense.” Melissa, 18, agrees: “I think the media has succeeded ... (more)

Tags: iraq, global warming, football, nfl, terrorism, music, gay, sex

Lady Linda's oven Fresh Pond Cake

By Christine M Biereth, published on Mar 15, 2007

...self- is that really it? I actually think that I do- I just don't seem to be able to convince anybody else and I think that might be the root of my frustration. I know I don't need a man to be happy- but it sure would help after not having had a date for a year. I'm a woman and I have needs. My sex drive is as high as a pimpled teenage boy roaming the corridors of an all girl catholic high school. I'm not a slut- even though I secretly wish I was- but I do need to have sex and I want a lot. (Selfishly) I want it from the same guy and preferable a guy I actually like. That's why it pisses... (more)

Tags: sex

Dwight Fights the White...Every Night

By Ed Attanasio, published on Mar 4, 2007

... to affect his play), Ken Caminiti, and of course, our good friend Dwight Gooden – it makes me even sicker. Why couldn’t these men have fought off this terrible drug? How could they have let it take over their lives? Those are the questions surrounding any addiction, whether it be sex, food, steroids, crank, crack, smack, GHB, Ecstasy, cigarettes, weed, nitrous oxide, ketamine, online porno, gambling, even TV. People can get entrapped by demons in a wide assortment of ways. But, when it happens to people with amazing ability and limitless potential, it’s really sad.... (more)

Tags: baseball, hollywood, sex

The Visa Hustle

By V, published on Feb 28, 2007

...cigarette stands in toilets. Many of my kind – not running from inhumane circumstances in their Motherland, war or famine – have done it. I find myself considering the ten thousand dollar going rate to marry someone for a Green Card. I start to wonder how much I could earn as a sex phone operator with the charm of my ‘fake’ English accent. I wonder how long it would take them to find me if I dyed my hair Thai-hooker blond and headed South down Mexico way …. then I snap myself out of it. It took six months to get that fucking Social Security number with ... (more)

Tags: los angeles, australia, gay, sex, fashion, broowaha

Child Stars to be Played by Dwarves Say Hwd. Execs.

By Limoge, published on Feb 18, 2007 their portrayal of today’s youth but we are willing to sacrifice believability in order to spare anymore future generations of child stars the pain and embarrassment of having their private parts splashed across every newspaper and television in the world. And in their defense, just look at how well their portrayals of the beloved Munchkins in “The Wizard of Oz” has held up all these many years. We also understand that watching middle aged dwarves having sex is not very appetizing. That is why we have decided to allow Paris Hilton to continue portraying herself. (more)

Tags: paris hilton, new york, movie, hollywood, britney spears, lindsay lohan, sex

I'm Holdin' out for a Backlash!

By C. Reagan, published on Feb 17, 2007

... father of her child and the rights to the body that MAY be a big hoax. Can the footage of her corpse being wheeled into the back door of the hospital be aired a few more times? When will we grow tired of this soap opera and move on to the next? As Britney enters rehab, Paris is involved in a new sex scandal and another new blonde bombshell moves into Anna Nicole’s vacant spot light, the world becomes a little more detached from reality. Every attempt to make these icons into a public, identifiable figure results in losing more of their real personalities. Some would argue that this ... (more)

Tags: iraq, hollywood, anna nicole smith, sex

Don't cry for me Brangelina...

By Glenn T, published on Feb 8, 2007

...driving towards a cliff, even when they're doing it in a Ferrari, when they're not running anyone over to get there. Anna's simplicity, while perhaps a sad statement on our culture values, made her, personally, almost impenetrable to public hatred. But there's no mistaking the fact that sex, drugs and rock & roll, as a lifestyle, tends to beget tragedies in disproportionate amounts. And while many of us can feel bad for Anna for losing her son, the people around her, and ultimately her own life in principle, it's hard not to feel a little bit of "I-told-you-so" all the same. Anna ... (more)

Tags: anna nicole smith, sex

'Harry Potter' Star Goes Nude

By Matt Hilton, published on Feb 6, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the cast of Equus, a play which involves him being naked on stage and having a sex scene. Recently, some steamy promo pictures of the actor raced over the net. Parent's are outraged and are letting websites know. One parent sent this e-mail, "We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our 9-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes." Daniel fires back saying, ""I'm fine about it. 'Equus' is an iconic play. The nude scene is part of it. I can't do it with my pants on. That would be rubbish."... (more)

Tags: harry potter, sex

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