Sunday, October 21, 2018

52 results for 'paris hilton'

Lessons Learned on a Vacation from Hell

By Glenn T, published on Dec 20, 2006

... gain perspective, and to spend time with people you care about. And, finally, 5. Allow yourself to be vulnerable only around those who TRULY know you. You will have a great many friends in life, and many more acquaintances. If you are a complex being, and most of us not named Paris Hilton are, very few people will really know you – that is, to understand your strengths and your weaknesses, not simply just knowing what they are. Whatever name you have for this small group of people, they are the only people with whom you can trust yourself, let go of all of your... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, los angeles

Paris Hilton Cocaine Rumour

By Matt Hilton, published on Dec 17, 2006

Recently, The New York Post, printed a photo of Paris Hilton saying that there was a suspicious white powder in one nostril. When Paris's Rep, Elliot Mintz , was asked to comment, he had this to say. "They asked me if Paris was using cocaine. I explained that she does not use narcotics. They asked what the substance could have been. I explained that I was not there ... so I offered some possible explanations." If you ask me, I would say that Miss Hilton has a glare in her nose, not cocaine. (more)

Tags: paris hilton, new york

My Thoughts on Kim Kardashian

By maceo manhattan, published on Dec 13, 2006

...long hair could disguise her painfully stupid state of mind. Why do we give human beings like this air time? It's like having President Bush make a keynote address telling us to stay the course, etc.. Are we not sick of stupid people? Are we not already numb by hearing about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and what others with comparable social IQ have to say about society? Back to the Middle Eastern American perspective here. Ms. Kardashian is nothing but a trust fund kid whose life is synonymous with fun, partying, and more fun. There is no accountability on her part nor on the media to... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, access hollywood, kardashian, kim kardashian

Humor Me, Hendryx: On Obama, "Right-bots," Andy Dick-wad, Bush, Mel, the Dixie Chicks & More

By Cecelia Hendryx, published on Dec 8, 2006

...handle for Andy Dick? His name already describes him perfectly, the racist scum bucket. So, what should we call Mel Gibson now? "Mel Gibson," because everybody knows he's a racist scum bucket, and there's nowhere he can hide from it. Ha, ha, ha! Ditto, Sarah Silverman. And Dane Cook. And Paris Hilton. So, what about African-American sell-outs like Larry Elder and Ward Connerly, aren't they racist scum buckets, too, for all the horrible things they say about their own people? Nah. They're just soulless, pitiful, self-hating tools of the white power structure. Right on? Right on! So,... (more)

Tags: iraq, paris hilton

The Art of

By maceo manhattan, published on Dec 1, 2006

...releases to celebrity birthday parties. Non-profit events and after parties are also a good choice. Once all these elements are in place, its time to call up the celebrities. The PR team for the club must make as close to direct contact as possible with celebrities (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, George Clooney, Jamie Foxx, Bruce Willis, Leonardo Di Caprio etc.). Celebrities also include athletes from both home and away teams (i.e. Clipper, Lakers, Ducks, Kings, etc.). Once celebrities start coming, then even more buzz is created. The idea of... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, movie, police, hollywood, restaurant, britney spears, lindsay lohan, real estate

Paper Thin

By D. E. Carson, published on Nov 16, 2006

...Hollywood is also racist. Notice some of these “too thin” stars. Most of them are white girls. The ones that are allowed to keep their natural curves are the latinas and the blacks. Of course there are exceptions. Nicole Richie was mentioned and she is an exception. Paris Hilton is too thin for her own good. Kate Bosworth is also too thin. Consider Renee Zellweger, Gwen Stefani, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicole Kidman, Kelly Ripa and Brittany Murphy. All were named by VH1: All Access: How Thin is Too Thin as being too thin for their own good. They all happen to be white. ... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, movie, hollywood, sex

Report Suspicious Activity

By AM Nelson, published on Oct 29, 2006

... died away,” cashier of Henry’s Beach Market, Ted Billows states. His hand shakes slightly as he attempts to add more sugar to an overflowing Styrofoam cup. “The one they call Bear, I watched him gnaw on a bumble bee, a witch, a saloon-girl, and a teacup poodle dressed as Paris Hilton. He defiantly was out for the ladies. I imagine he scored bigger than he has in years. He ought to consider beard-grooming.” Through tear-filled eyes, Madeline Reiker, roof-top party witness, accounts details. “A woman and boy cornered a couple dressed as Adam and Eve... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, venice beach, police, restaurant

So You Want to Be a Well Read Writer

By Hassassin, published on Oct 20, 2006

...My first splash in the Broowaha pool was one of your typical TMZish stories picking on a sloppy celebrity, which—I’ll be honest—is a good call if you’re trying to get some quick hits to up your popularity. Now this would be all great if you plan on following Paris Hilton around for the rest of your writing career, but if you plan on diversifying your content, you run the risk of messing with your credibility. So now visions of being the next John Gardner or Khalil Gibran are bouncing in my head, and I start writing a piece that begins with “As the... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, broowaha

Homeless on Skid Row: Is it a Lost Cause?

By C. Reagan, published on Sep 30, 2006

To the average observer, the homeless population in Los Angeles may seem to have the right idea. Where else can a person live on the streets and hope that Paris Hilton will take time from her busy schedule and drop a C-Note in your lap? It never snows, hardly rains, and anyone could be “discovered” if enough time is spent strutting around Hollywood and its surrounding palm tree lined streets. The reality of being homeless, like everything else in Los Angeles, isn’t always as it seems. The homeless issue in LA County has reached epidemic proportions. According to The Institute for the... (more)

Tags: paris hilton, los angeles, new york, disney, police, hollywood, sex, real estate

Paris Hilton can't drink

By Ariel, published on Sep 7, 2006

Paris Hilton was arrested this morning at 1am and charged with driving under the influence. She was spotted by LAPD officers driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR in a very erratic way. Her publicist Eliott Mintz told the press that she only had one drink - a margarita - before leaving a charity event she was attending in Hollywood. She was taken to the Hollywood police station after she blew a .08. She was released an hour and a half later. I guess when you weigh 110lb, you'd better drink martini by the spoon rather than a full glass. Cheers! (more)

Tags: paris hilton, police, hollywood

« previous 1 2 3 4 5 next »