52 results for 'paris hilton'
...write about anyone or any situation, what would it be?
I want to spend an afternoon with Britney Spears. Just an afternoon of two women doing normal women things. We could cry over K-Fed, shave our heads, hit cars with umbrellas, and flash our crotches to the paparazzi with Paris Hilton. Maybe a menage a trois with Adnan? The sky is the limit really. That is comedy gold waiting to happen.
What artist (musician, author, painter etc) inspires you?
Basically any woman who has made a career out of being funny. I want to be able to sit down and spend an... (more)
For years now, we’ve been hearing about what an animal lover Paris Hilton is. Now we’re finding out that it’s all a sham.
As reported on several web sites and in a handful of blogs, Hilton uses local dog rescue groups as her personal mutt exchange. She’ll adopt a dog, and then when she tires of it, she will return it like a Gucci handbag. Then, the other day, authorities from the ASPCA found one of her dogs hungry and neglected in a closet.
A few years ago, readers of two dog magazines selected Hilton as the worst pet owner in show business, for treating... (more)
...the motley crew of rich celebutantes who have defaced and stripped the once glitzy and alluring city with all its class and wonderment and turned it into a cheap version of the Bunny Ranch which even Ron Jeremy wouldn’t dare touch.
Unfortunately, the new wave of brat pack known as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and the rest of this booze (and bodily fluid) stained crew have officially gotten our attention and brought our society to an all time low. But why are we so intrigued with reading about them in the tabloids? Why are we so hungry to hear their dimwitted... (more)
...now a year old. What this means for Brandy is that she will not have to serve jail time or pay a fine in the criminal sense of this situation. Of course, the California Gestapo are probably none too pleased with this either. No doubt, somewhere, someone is conjuring up memories of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and chalking Brandyâ€™s bullet-dodge as another case of celebrity justice. Nevermind that the city attorney says that there isnâ€™t enough evidence to bring a conviction. Guilty or not, the city attorney is actually acting in the best interest of the public by... (more)
...You see, in the real world, when you get a DUI or DWI, you get fined and have to complete a rehab stay. In the alternate reality that is young Hollywood, you spend 48 days in a nice cell with all the better facilities and color tv (Kiefer Sutherland). Another flipside charge was the poor Paris Hilton, who, after more than her fair share of alchohol, got caught driving. She got fined a "Stiff" penalty of $1,500, not even a speck of her assumed $50,000,000 (thats 50 Million) and sentenced to a "harrowing" 45 days of jail in an all-woman clink, of which she served none, and was set to have... (more)
...Post-Dispatch that "there's another side to the story." After a trial that featured X-rays and pictures of the dead dog, Ms. Hopfer was found guilty and faces up to 18 months in prison and a fine. There's a moral here, I am absolutely sure of it. "Paris' clothes make the dog at this home" Paris Hilton owns 10 Chihuahuas. She has them groomed every two days and has a security guard to carry them to and from her various homes. According to an USA TODAY article, She also dresses the dogs in fashions from her own line of dog clothes. last summer, she has been taking them for walks outside... (more)
John Mayer is on a dating spree that any celebrity would be proud of. Within the last year, he's been seen with Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Natalie Portman, Phyllis Diller, Anne Heche and Jennifer Love Hewitt, not to mention a bunch of models, wannabe actresses and other assorted female hotties. The man's little black book is larger than the new version of Webster's Dictionary. Mayer is on an incredible run, collecting babes like young boys collect baseball cards. Now to top it off, heâ€™s dating Cameron Diaz. We haven't seen a streak like this since Joe DiMaggio hit safely... (more)
...friends in a city whose dominant personal paradigm for friendships is "what can you do for me?" The value of a venue for a night out is measured not in the company you personally kept there, but in how many other "important" people were there (and it's under this very value structure that Paris Hilton has been determined, defying all logic and proof to the contrary, to have value of some significance). Rather than whether you looked sharp and were comfortable, it's how much you spent, what designer dictated the way in which your jeans were "distressed", and the ever-popular, what kind of ... (more)
...enough. We ask where instead of who or when and when it comes to God we always build in for him/her/it an excuse, a rationale as to why God does not act. I do not blame God for the state of the world...He/she/it is no more responsible for that then you or I are for the lack of character Paris Hilton has or the lack of common sense George W Bush has. No we are responsible because if you believe God gave to humans unlike angels-free will then that makes us responsible. I do not blame God for lack of love or charity or kindness nor for acts of nature swift and merciless that occur from... (more)
Paris Hiltonâ€™s party-girl antics have just cost her a pretty penny. Appalled by his granddaughterâ€™s increasingly wild behavior and blatant disregard for the law, William Barron Hilton has reportedly cut her off. With multiple drunk-driving arrests, non-stop partying, sex tapes and public strip teases credited to her name, Paris has earned her reputation as a party-girl and in the process, dragged the once respected Hilton name through the mud. The 26-year old celebutant will no longer receive the $60 million she was expected to inherit from her billionaire grandfather. Instead, the money... (more)