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The great hall rang with a thousand voices. Burning torches around the walls cast dancing shadows as the great throng moved around. The air was rich with the smell of spilled beer and roasted ox meat. Tables were thumped and voices raised and occasionally a female voice shrieked in indignity. But suddenly there was silence as Olav entered. He was a big man. Bigger even than the many fur-clad brutes who clustered around him. But they made space quickly, for Olav was known to be short of temper and quick of sword. He swung one iron shod boot onto a bench and hoisted himself onto the head... (more)
“Welcome, readers, I am Willie, the Scottish Sage. I live on the banks of Loch Ness, with my beautiful, young, wife Sadie, and attempt to solve all of your problems, whether they be personal, familial, sexual or whatever, by tapping into my vast knowledge of ancient Scottish wisdom and lore. Feel free to consult me at firstname.lastname@example.org Welcome to Willie’s Wisdom.”Dear Willie,I have a small problem I was hoping you might be able to help me with. The thing is I have recently started going out with a very nice girl, but the thing is she’s six foot two while I’m only five three and I’m... (more)
“Welcome, readers, I am Willie, the Scottish Sage. I live on the banks of Loch Ness with my beautiful young wife Sadie and attempt to solve all of your problems, whether they be personal, familial, sexual or whatever, by tapping into my vast knowledge of ancient Scottish wisdom and lore."
What is the difference between a thong and a g-string?
I have done extensive research into this subject on behalf of the Royal National Institute of Gussets and the answer is 0.0003 mm.
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She preferred to hang around with queens and fags. Breeders just weren’t as interesting and always passed judgment on her extra-curricular activities and porn shop career! So what, if she sold ass plugs and dildos for a living… The people she met at work were far more interesting than any of the corporate robots who worked down the street in the business sector.
Sometimes it got slow during the day. She’d start putting batteries in things, cranking the funk, and dancing around the store like a freak. Occasionally the bells would jingle and someone would come into the store and catch... (more)