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The Wet Spot Diaries

By Annie44, published on Mar 16, 2013

...I’m not your man. Besides, that kid would be going through his first midlife crisis by now.

Me: I didn’t call for money…or about a baby. I am calling because you took my virginity.

Boink: Oh shit…a vengeful woman.

Me: No, actually I’m writing a book about my first time.

Boink: You’re kidding, right?

Me: No, I’m not. I’m writing about my first sexual experience…with you. The man who opened the door to what has now become a completely fulfilling exploration of sexual delight. Before you, they used to call me the Ice Queen…so I guess I... (more)

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