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...I’m not your man. Besides, that kid would be going through his first midlife crisis by now.
Me: I didn’t call for money…or about a baby. I am calling because you took my virginity.
Boink: Oh shit…a vengeful woman.
Me: No, actually I’m writing a book about my first time.
Boink: You’re kidding, right?
Me: No, I’m not. I’m writing about my first sexual experience…with you. The man who opened the door to what has now become a completely fulfilling exploration of sexual delight. Before you, they used to call me the Ice Queen…so I guess I... (more)
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