2 results for 'donkey'
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at... (more)
My new doctor required me to fill in a questionnaire, so her secretary called to ask for my mailing address. With just three days to go before my visit, I suggested she email me the questionnaire. To which she confidently replied, “we don't use email here.”
Call me judgmental if you like, but after I fell off my chair, pinched myself to ensure I wasn't asleep in a nightmare and waited for the blood to drain from my eyes, I replied, “this is 2010, everyone uses email.”The next thing I knew, I was on hold for 5 minutes, and thank goodness for that, as I was pretty certain I'd also... (more)
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