30 results for 'britney spears'
...that their only motivation is the greed of chart position and advertising dollars, and I’m tired of watching real musicians being pushed aside in favor of the insult that is the American Idol fantasy. I suppose the next logical step is to give Lifetime Achievement Awards to Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Jessica Simpson. I’m so glad Britney’s career is back on track with her multiple wins at the recent VMA Awards. All she had to do to reclaim her Top10 status was to abandon her own children and stop eating at Taco Bell. I can’t tell you how proud I am to know that she’s the... (more)
...Her dad was the President for eight years and she’s been all over the news since she was barely a teenager. She’s at least as culturally relevant as Lindsay Lohan (God help us all). But I would hope that if we learned anything from having to listen to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears speak over the past few years, it’s that being famous doesn’t necessarily make you worth listening to.
Of course, there are a small number of people who speak publicly for a brief period of time when they have special information which has piqued the... (more)
... them interested or laughing – I move on to the next idea.Tell us a little about yourself. What is your day-to-day life like?About me… hmmm. This is just like writing a Match.com profile… Born in Illinois, raised in Colorado, a slightly late bloomer (in the same way that Britney Spears is slightly messed up), I joined the Navy at 18. Got a dream shot, and spent 4 years at Annapolis, studied Math, got a sword. 2 years of submarine training, 3 years on a submarine. Decided it wasn’t a growth business and left for law school (the aforementioned “big... (more)
...or tacky and washed up. I guess it depends on how you look at it. I used to resent that, but I like it now. I'm unique. Maybe weird. No, let's go with unique.
If you could write about anyone or any situation, what would it be?
I want to spend an afternoon with Britney Spears. Just an afternoon of two women doing normal women things. We could cry over K-Fed, shave our heads, hit cars with umbrellas, and flash our crotches to the paparazzi with Paris Hilton. Maybe a menage a trois with Adnan? The sky is the limit really. That is comedy gold waiting to... (more)
Then I thought about looking at their worst rated articles: For El G, it was the second piece he ever wrote for the Broo; a caustic ode to the proverbial West Hollywood bartender. For Bill, a couple of pieces he wrote as a socially conscious homage to recently shorn Britney Spears garnered twin-worst ratings. I actually remember reading each of them, and gave them both 4-stars… which may speak more of my questionable judgment than it does of these pieces, but, once again, push.
Of course, there is the consistent efforting of Bill to make sure... (more)
...of rich celebutantes who have defaced and stripped the once glitzy and alluring city with all its class and wonderment and turned it into a cheap version of the Bunny Ranch which even Ron Jeremy wouldn’t dare touch.
Unfortunately, the new wave of brat pack known as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and the rest of this booze (and bodily fluid) stained crew have officially gotten our attention and brought our society to an all time low. But why are we so intrigued with reading about them in the tabloids? Why are we so hungry to hear their dimwitted thoughts and... (more)
...R and B. We were in the bathroom like “This DJ is dope. He played killer music.” We were so stoked and this little girl came in and she’s like “What the hell is this guy playing? I never even heard any of these songs.” We walked out and he switched the beat to Britney Spears. I kid you not, the place went crazy! I think that it is the worst song I ever heard, that “Gimme More.” (sings some of the lyrics) First of all, where’s her voice? There’s nothing live to it. Kudos to the programmers and engineers. They made a great record. She... (more)
Britney is back bitch! Better than ever, with some great chart topper tracks including 'Gimmie More' 'Piece of Me' and the upcomming single 'Radar'! The bumber side though is that its told that Britney is filming a music video for an unrealised track named 'Get Back'! The track is super amazing and has been edited over 3x!!! Now finnally finshed and completed Britney has now had second thoughts and is saying she should have put the track on the new album 'Blackout'! Britney has now announced that this year 2008, 'Blackout' will return, but with 2 disks with all the tracks she didn't feature!... (more)
...We have the weather turn silly, from drought to floods to snowstorms, all over the place? Wait a minute, just wait a minute...uh, have we not heard all this before? Have we not heard about people no one has a clue about suddenly become really popular (like Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Britney Spears), more popular than God even? Have we not heard in previous years about presidential races going from a virtual lock into absolute chaos? 1992 comes to mind...Bill who? Who in the world was H. Ross Perot? When does the weather NOT turn into total silliness, droughts, floods, tornadoes,... (more)
It was reported today that the mother of Britney Spears, Lynne Spears has had her new book "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" pulled from a future publication after her 16 year old daughter came out with the news that she was in fact pregnant. This on top of the news her older daughter Britney has missed numerous court appearances to help her retain custody of her two sons. Lynne Spears has no business giving advice to mothers when her own daughters have become two of the biggest train wrecks of pop culture humanity in the last decade. I mean, when your older... (more)