Willie's Wisdom 7

Welcome again, my dear troubled friends. Once again I, Willie, the Scottish Sage, am here to help you out with my incredible wisdom. There is no facet of the human condition that I cannot give you sound advice on and that’s a promise. Send your problems to me at willie@scriptschool.co.uk. And great news for all you troubled folk, Willie’s Wisdom will now be appearing on an internet near you TWICE a week. So, abandon hope, despair! Incidentally, my interview last week has fair got you interested in me. So, as a wee treat, I’m letting you have a look at where I live. But on with the show.SAGE... (more)

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Willie's Wisdom 6

Well, here I am again, dear friends, dealing with all of the problems that ail you with my all-encompassing wisdom. For those who have not visited before, I am Willie, the Scottish Sage, and what I don’t know wouldn’t fill a midget’s matchbox. But on with today’s session, read and learn!LESBIANDear Willie,I am 21 years old and after several failed relationships with men have decided that I will become a lesbian. However, I am unsure how to proceed with this course of action. Does one have to sit an exam or anything? Please advise.Karen, WinnipegDear Karen,It’s not widely known but lesbianism... (more)

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Willie's Wisdom 5

Well, back to the advice, my wee friends, after my revealing interview last time round. The Inbox has been fair bulging with your requests for help, but I am not daunted and ask you to bring it on and I will fight my way through your many problems. Send your grief to willie@scriptschool.co.uk HAMBURGERS & PIZZADear Willie,We have recently moved to Seattle in the USA from India as my husband is a software engineer. My problem is that I cannot convince my children to remember their heritage by eating our traditional curries. Instead, they prefer to eat hamburgers and pizzas and suchlike... (more)

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A Scottish Sage: Willie's Wisdom 2

“Welcome, readers, I am Willie, the Scottish Sage. I live on the banks of Loch Ness, with my beautiful, young, wife Sadie, and attempt to solve all of your problems, whether they be personal, familial, sexual or whatever, by tapping into my vast knowledge of ancient Scottish wisdom and lore. Feel free to consult me at willie@scriptschool.co.uk Welcome to Willie’s Wisdom.”Dear Willie,I have a small problem I was hoping you might be able to help me with. The thing is I have recently started going out with a very nice girl, but the thing is she’s six foot two while I’m only five three and I’m... (more)

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Willie's Wisdom 1

“Welcome, readers, I am Willie, the Scottish Sage. I live on the banks of Loch Ness with my beautiful young wife Sadie and attempt to solve all of your problems, whether they be personal, familial, sexual or whatever, by tapping into my vast knowledge of ancient Scottish wisdom and lore."

Dear Willie,

What is the difference between a thong and a g-string?

Jim, Birmingham

Dear Jim,

I have done extensive research into this subject on behalf of the Royal National Institute of Gussets and the answer is 0.0003 mm.

Willie

Dear Willie,

I am... (more)

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