549 results for 'riginal'
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ALONE? SHARK! riginal.
Won't go into too much detail but persons who used to be a lot nearer and (eventually much much dearer! :>)), to me, found out to their dismay borrowing indiscriminately discriminates. One took out six 'piggy back' loans prompted and encouraged by the other, etc. Devastating, as most hard- pressed honest people bitten by 'loan sharking' will probably ruefully agree after being caught out. Perhaps having to hock goods and being unable to retrieve same through circumstance out of control in times of need which we all face at some point in our lives unless granny... (more)
FORGET THE BLACKHEADS:TOOTHACHE!!!!! riginal
Dr.Living Stone Chip here. I have been living in the remote area bordering Pain for nigh on ten years. I now have no vet dental care left due to the fact the nearest vet/dentist one hundred feet away suddenly withdrew his "i am withdrawing my shingle because i was bitten by a toothless Tiger. Rather, sucked, to be exact"-signage. Actually when i managed to pull the striped intruder off the poor man he had just dried his shingle 'removal' sign in preparation to unscrewing it.
Before i go any further, i'll just put a band aid on the... (more)
MISSED SHANE JOSEPH'S SUMMARY? read it again! Riginal.
Totally agree with you Shane, i missed your post. It should be permanently PROMINENTIZED as a resident bill posted for all new 'bummers/latent comers' to read. Prominentized is obviously not normal relevant English as such but therein lies the problem. The irrelevant bum steers barging into the Broowaha corral of a once legible talk fest impregnated with a wealth of various writer's opinions, has meandered into a bulldust run of absolute sell dusted comment inoculated with idiotic mad cow disease rampant scrambled 'hoofbeat' or should... (more)
3D or not 3D? D QUESTION IS DAT. riginal.
As a brain focus freelance journalist sent to Geneva in the late spring of winter 2069 (convoluted nature?), i did so with much trepidation. My quest was to cover the emerging threat of a 3D 'nearly there' brain some scientists were saying had the propensity to surpass head transplantation. A very viable option according to the left. That in itself was an inherent factor. A group of early politicians with need of lefty transplants, volunteered. However, the right head transplant early volunteer pollies protested so loudly there was a temporary... (more)
What is the most important thing about taking a photo at a wedding? Simple, don't worry so much about the photo, make sure you've married the 'right' one. Correct me if i'm wrong. If for instance your new missus (Australian slang for wife), is by profession a private Dick with a camera. For example if you should stray during the marriage and i know none of you people out there don't because you're too busy avoiding getting caught, your investigative D missus with all 'cheaters' gear at her disposal, may film you one day or night getting caught up in a torrid moment when... (more)
MEANING OF WORDS. riginal.
For the student heading for the halls of knowledge.Or,the local pub. Transitory step in liquid form after a hard day's study discussing why Social Media scrum is so darn important to ACQUIRE. Finger flexing good feel. Don't leave home without your digits.
ACQUIRE: He was a young man possessed of a wonderful stretch of tonsil reverberation. As a result of A CHOIR he joined to learn to sing. A quiet lad at first, though bursting into song enabled him to shrug off his shyness ACQUIRED when he was told as a little inquiring tike- to shut up. His singing... (more)
DO WE EVER STOP DREAMING? riginal
Had to smile reading this: "We never stop growing, why grow too old to stop dreaming? Not verbatim but near enough.
Questions. At what age do we stop dreaming? At what age are we supposed to succumb to the weariness of, "oh i'm too old for that, or, i tried but that old luck just dream trained its way past me. I was waiting at the station. Must have dozed off! Rubbish!
How many people i've talked to who have 'made it,' have reaped monetary rewards yes. But the amount of bods when closely questioned; "are you really happy have you caught... (more)
FAMOUS MO QUOTES. riginal.
'I am nearer death than lithe'...17th century quote by Arfer Mo "got pain in me toe!"
'A man is not a man until he Mens his lost way'...Arfer Mo's confused quote after getting lost in a dungeon's 'Mens' room during a candle failure.
'If you stretch me do i not need longer shorts to lengthen my strides? Arfer Mo's painful quote after his short shorts ride up after being 'racked' by his 'doctors.'
'You can lock a man in a dungeon and throw away the remote roller door key but you can't take his sole away unless it's jammed under the dungeon... (more)
'WORK FROM HOME' STICKS. riginal.
Ideal opportunity for students familiar with English. You may only have a 'not needing to know' casual intermittent friendship with English. No matter. Work from home. You may be thinking, "stick it from home!"
Congratulations, you have made the first step without me having to prompt you. Even if you don't have or need a home that's okay.
My company, www.@ 'Flogsticks' is as the name implies. If you are thinking i flog rubber sticks you are wrong. My sticks are real sticks of varying thickness and length for a myriad of reasons/purposes.... (more)