548 results for 'riginal'
WORLD'S OLDEST ESSAY/rock find: ASTOUNDS SCIENTIFIC STUDENTS.
A group of scientific students led by 'Irving the redoubtable', leader of a close nit group from the college of DUE (Develop U English) astounded senior boffins of media speak with their discovery of an ancient one- page parchment essay, believed to be the world's first essay on an ancient laptop left behind by the Gods of word dumb...sorry, word dom heights seconded from the Chariots of "ye God!"
Worldwide media gathered around the digging site just north of U.K. isle a scant one hundred student feet from the road... (more)
BETH:TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT! RIGINAL.
History is a wonderful companion. Ask any histor rical woman. Beth Ohairier Makeadoodlesing of Irish lineage who invented the square potato to stop the menfolk of Highhill province from having to chase the formerly round type rolling downhill, made a replica of the Titanic out of potato in her sink. It did. Beth was a bearded lass of many talents.
Beth invented electricity by simply rubbing her chubby little legs together. However the end rub was that Beth wasn't prepared to have her toes connected to a makeshift grid to power the town up. Especially... (more)
FOLLOW AMERICA'S LEAD: joke? RIGINAL.
Man! I can't believe the latest medical advice coming from planet America. a 'plan it' if adopted by our pretty good health fraternity will disadvantage the already disadvantaged. Namely the severe reduction of services, put wholly on the discretionary shoulders of busy doctors.
That being their sole responsibility to 'cut back' on over stimuli of sending patients for 'unwarranted' tests. Saving a huge amount of money of course.
Let me put this in plain context. If we adopt the American logic it would elevate the doctor to the realm... (more)
A BRIEF INTERLUDE WITH DES DIG M DEEPER. riginal.
Hello again my fine healthy friends. So! you are feeling fine? Damn! As your local cut price funeral director i suppose in a way you people who are alive, well; to put it bluntly, despise me because no-one wants to be told that one day they won't be around elevated atop on this minutely oblong, out of round coil, to participate in mankind's machinations of endeavor. Which to me from where i'm digging, represents at present, millions, perhaps billions, of little social media loving ants strewn far and wry across this God- created paradise... (more)
MY MATE OLLY THE 'GREEN TEA' LONELY. RIGINAL.
Olly my mate,was one of a kind. Kind Olly was. Kind of. There was a kind of inept taxing kindness about Olly people took disadvantage of...kind of. Olly was lonely. I think Roy Orbison had 'Olly the Lonely' in mind when he heralded the lyrics of that sad song about a very lonely guy.
Look, perhaps if you're starting to tear up,you good people, and the remaining three reading this, may prefer to ring your local tax agent who stuffed up your tax return and forced you to sell your house. Someone to cheer you up?
Problem is, Olly... (more)
FOOD FOR TAUGHT: PRIVATE OR PUBLIC? RIGINAL.
Before i say anything much, all you parents and doyens of "i have to give my child/children the most super 'private' school education i can possibly afford which i really in all truth CAN'T afford," a comprehensive full- on study in Australia has deliberated and announced that there is no discernible difference/proof, a 'private' education has over and above a more common (thought as such by some people with slightly upturned noses) public school education.
Maybe the survey was carried out by 'public' school persons?:>) Sometimes,... (more)
WATCH OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE? RIGINAL.
Watched an enlightened interview between an interviewer and one of the guys-if not THE guy- who designed and was instrumental in sending the perky 'all terrain' little creepy- crawly photo genre machine to Mars, sending back explicit pictures of the possibility (almost certain) evidence, life as we possibly don't know it, existed on, or near the Mar's bar of unknown.
Grooves and worn rivulets of once water- bearing canals possible- snapped in detail. It's a well- worn subject is outer space. Myriads of planetary unexploredness perhaps beyond... (more)
WHERE TO USE AN/A by Anne A. RIGINAL.
Hi students from all wacks of life. I'm Anne A, a Diplomatrix Prof. of where to venture if you're a user of English or within the vicinity. I must say boys and girls the way distressed English is distributed willy nilly with abortive verbal from the upper echelon in its highest social media context is ok. For example: "We sort your mathtics and Engish and poofread same to enable you to achieve higher exactication of chosen field- contact us- we help..." Of course the sentence should read thus. "We sort your mathtics, Engish, AND poofread same to... (more)
INTERNET DISCERNMENT OR IMPINGEMENT TRAWL? riginal.
Must be just me? Internet intersect and additional impingement nothing to do with what one clicks on? Getting very cunning.
Typed in 'bath' Ebay. To you people what does that conjure even in your wildest uncontrolled imagining? Let me prompt and i'm not trying to be sarcastic...it comes without trying- unprompted.
You are right if you guessed i was looking to view a bath. An oval, or square inbuilt, maybe claw- footed freestanding thingy which when filled with water (if you can afford it) and doesn't have holes or cracks... (more)
MESSAGE FROM THE 'INVISIBLE' ESSAY SERVICE. RIGINAL.
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