548 results for 'riginal'
THE CONNOTATIONS OF FRUITFUL/LESS. RIGINAL.
Okay students today's 100th episode of 'learn to spank English plopply to become fluid in the spanking of' is from my recent book 'Replica English'...all you kneed to know plus some oblivious spelling mistakes anyone with a 44 gallon drum of 'white-out' ; assuming you don't possess a leap top electronic to automatically erase stuff automatically by leap frogging English with a plum (or conversely aplomb?) which means the same but when not spell checked gives you the pips...i think you know where the jam up in English occurs? Seemingly spread... (more)
HOW MANY RELATIONSHIPS FAIL DUE TO MENOPAUSE: PERIOD? RIGINAL.
Just wondering. A guy i didn't know who looked worried a tad unloaded on me in the street the other day. I have that 'confiding' type of demeanor. Stray dogs lift their legs on me secure in the knowledge i will lift their spirits. Or maybe it's just a relief to find someone standing still long enough to piss on...sorry, list on?
Menopausal bees land on me all the time. I flick them off quickly because the sting in their tale once deposited renders them deceased...just like the sting goes out of relationships. The twin... (more)
A LEATHER SUPERMAN? :>) RIGINAL.
I'm angry as hell because my S jumper idea has been pinched, though i still write it mostly and i'm sure my leather reader agrees on that.
See, years ago when i was strong as, handsome as, fit as, with a flowing mane of Elvis leather hair a woman would fly down a L Lane just to feel my biceps, I got my daddy to weld up a genuine steel man jumper out of Kevlar i stole off a cop to ward off his acid remark how (agreed with my daddy who rang him) that i would not only never fly...i would never ever amount to a leather bee's dick as a writer!... (more)
THE PROMISED LAND? RIGINAL.
I was lying in bed last night thinking. The 'promised land.'
The promised land? Can anyone living there under that pretense as i type...fill in the blanks?
You good honest trustworthy non cheating faithful to your faith "do unto others before they have a chance to do you!" people. Both of you and more importantly the world, are our front pages of media rot (sic) headlines the precursor to what we have become, or more importantly, should we even succumb, to the daily trash of despotism gone a muck 'cept the birth of a royal baby to enlighten heighten... (more)
RING RING WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A TRAWL! :>) RIGINAL.
I've bought this subject up before but before i regurgitate it again if there's anyone going to uni around the traps in Moe i have recording equipment coming down and though i deal in Spike Milliganish genre, poetry and random plus serious having been asked to write for mainstream major radio at one point in my careering, i'm forced to start again here in the Wild Wild West of my adopted town/city/metropolis? Looking for a couple of bods to help out, preferably uni trained, computer and or recording off a four track to hurl CD/s... (more)
TO ALL YOU RELIGIOUS PAPAL. riginal.
Okay, i won't beat about the bush. What in the hell or God's name is going ON in the world at the moment which would inspire or indeed transpire 'new recruits' to take up religion as maybe not only an excuse but a holy refuge to hide behind?
Funny how you zealots of the Biblical spoken speech woven chapters as per tele evange, trot out God- after- God explicative drawn from Biblical yore to explain the existence of and the 'savior' salve cure, if one believes. Unfortunately falling further and further behind every day as the insurgent mess... (more)
IT'S ALL BEEN SAD AND DUMB. RIGINAL.
Just a short bit as the tragedy of the shootings have somehow been done- to- "SORRY BOUT THAT?" death by MEDIA and a trite idiot Australian politician n' such who came out with something like,"occasionally these things happen" etc etc. Bullshit. They were caused by not enough input some months prior to the sad finale for all purposes in my opinion.
Strange how the young lady got off because of the technicality, "didn't know what i was carrying" etc. Glad she was spared. REAL SAD at the time when the obviously corrupt legal system could have... (more)
THE JOHN AND BATTY STORY OF HOPS. RIGINAL
This post is for students wishing to enter remedial primary school at a level that will enable scholarly input to amaze and confound their teachers. You've all heard of the John and Betty saga? John can run? Run run run? This post is similar. Batty can run but being a woman she declined to. It is a woman's choice. Wise choice indeed Batty.Using restrained propulsion allowing running John to catch up with the hoping- none hopping- Batty. Batty was nuts about Johnnie. Johnnie was nuts about Johnnie. John pants,pants, pants, after catching up with... (more)
FOR WOMEN ONLY-"DUH!" PEOPLE EXCLUDED. RIGINAL.
WARNING! EXPLICIT REPLICA SEX CONTENT:Okay you silly little inquisitive men, you're an essay mantis preying pon absorbent 'replica' student mindset, or, alternatively you may be a handsome gay upright guy/gal citizen which is your choice in a demo crackit country? Thus i guess you can read on as it's a free country thus far, or at least the government would have us believe that?
I'm not going to argue the pros and cons of sexual preference except to say- whatever. I'm not God but let me reflect on a post i raised a long time back... (more)
SNAKES AND TATTOO LADDERS. RIGINAL.
Over the course of 'inventive' history many inventors have enlivened our lives to rid us of the need to immerse in the mundane thus enabling the general populace to ascribe their valuable E time and efforts to such things as Social 'soccer' Media. Enabling mankind to kick on ,headbutt salient points, and gesture communicate with fellow man as if the world will stop turning if your latest partner is cut off via the mobile range. Though i'm sure way down the yellow brick road of love occasionally some wish they'd never met, and that person they thought... (more)