548 results for 'riginal'
RADIO TURN ON. riginal.
Look, i just realized of late the perpetuational value of flog. See i had this crazy obscene crass notional distant cloudy errant obscure idea that blogging was a communication of means whereupon people sat at their keyboards and racked the cloudy grey area with thought provoking emulsion and suddenly a story or observance rose like an oil slick from the inner cognitive tanker depths...holed and leaking inspiration unstoppable. Unquenchable font of lifeboat words spread across the A4 sea of rescue...in other words a gem of an idea which takes root and becomes... (more)
THE PIRATE OF PERCHANCE . riginal.
Long John Silver. Born, died. Most pirates and one-eyed politicians do. But first a commercial. The best way to make your house look like a million dollars? Buy a million dollar house. However if you can only afford cheap and somewhat nasty, instead of central heating...substitute with 'seek all' heating. Your missus will love you for it because you will entwine physically just to keep up the circulation. You see passion my dear dear spam scanners if adhered to and grasped at every opportune, there's no reason or excuse to not. Spammers are rather like... (more)
THE ODD $50 MONEY TRAP. RIGINAL.
He sat there, slumped, bowed, beaten, dispirited. A seventy three-year-old veteran of disaster personified.
Fought wars. Wife gone, she had told him just before she died "get a nice Asian girl...live your life, they take care of a man."
And she did. Took care of Reg, took care of $50,000 of Reg's money. Even left a note. "Reg, child sick me go back home, so sorry."
Reg picked up the still warm pie off the chipped plate hurled it on the floor. It smelt nice. She was an expert cook, 'cooked' his books and all. Stained floor. Stained... (more)
ARE WOMEN THAT SENSITIVE? riginal.
Look! If ever i've insulted someone accidently, male and or specially females...i will go to the end of my birth to apologize.
I have big clumsy feet. But girls of all ages please listen. I read a short piece in the newspaper about a Nobel Prize winner handing in his portfolio SIMPLY because he made these comments at a mixed staff lunch. In jest.
Quote: "women researchers fall in love with male researchers...male researchers fall in love with women researchers. Women cry! UNQOUTE.
Apparently a woman...women? got upset, causing the... (more)
essssay CAPITALIZATION. Riginal.
Okay students are you all sitting up? Aware! Capitulation or giving into rife (no, not rice) sago comments has been done to death. What ails the site and sticky in my craw, is the circumference of downright 'doggie do' comment but as they say in the classics...shit happens...again and again. But you see a gain forthcoming? No you don't now do you?
For instance a smart student would concentrate on pursuing a tactile non erroneous approach to flogging bad company wares and may i add people are aware that there's no intrinsic goodly gain in for example,... (more)
WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LOVE? RIGINAL.
Mate of mine...actually not a mate, more of a foot constantly in mouth, is wrapped in a person. Someone special. Someone sensitive, It's true,you can't take back what you say or do whether in jest or serious.
Whether administered by a feather like comment of passion or a jealous type sledge hammer blow of anger that makes you want to use that sledge hammer on yourself at the end of the day...or night, when doubts and fears lurk free in the subconscious,real or imagined. Unchained.
One thing in a guy's favor whether drunk or not (children... (more)
ENGAGEMENT RINGS.!!! RIGINAL.
Jeeze! Engagement rings! Look! I'm a man, at least was the last time i checked. Serious, looking at engagement rings because... it's a long drawn out story.
Thumbing through engagement ring flotsam and jettison (why wouldn't you jettison a $65,000 ring!) and there it was. A $65,000 ring. What woman may i ask...deserves a ring like that of inordinately expensive 'spur of the moment' leave of male senses?
Even on tele in these days of scarce/unemployment, surely a guy would have to be thinking with his 'free willy' bald- headed back up or down... (more)
A LOAD OF UNMITIGATED TWANG. riginal.
I have mentioned on occasion that authors in my opinion who ramble along the path of "my Godness my head is aching i have been racking it all night with the ubiquitous torture of literary furnace mind detachment flaring, dying embers of another idea screwed, relegated to the LT bin-worry needlessly. "Oh my gawd! i'm tortured by the inner turmoil of Hemmingway curse." More like it, or I.T. like, the lady sitting in front of the laptop 'hem in way' of idea after idea shelved,deleted, ends in hysterical thought which women seem to strangle with consummate... (more)
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! riginal.
How do some people live with themselves? Abba dabba do. Money money money...it's a rich man's lair?
Guy that normally purchases the tickets for a 'work' syndicate, went AWL. What does AWL mean? A?... WORK LEAVING!
That's what the guy did. A courier service driver leaves the fuming building after 'his?' sixteen million dollar win. Strongly resented simply because the 'stacker' traveler purchased a ticket for he, and the non winning ticket which surprise surprise didn't get a cracker, papered back to the suspicious workmates. IE "we been robbed."... (more)
FIFTY SHADES OF ZIP. riginal. WARNING: SOME SEXUAL PREFERENCE. BE WHERE: ALICIA WAS?
The club was roaring, so too, my mate Jeff. Sort of a none bi- sexual James Dean type. Though that didn't stop the shaved oiled wannabees from wanting to be within kissing distance. Jeff kept the males at arms length...he had long gangly arms.
The crazy writer of erotic was seeing a shrink...problem being he was sexually a nutter. That's what i politely told him through his reflection in the bar table in the corner where he lived camped with his liquor flecked laptop. Alicia S was trying to bring... (more)