548 results for 'riginal'
DIET OR OVER DIE IT? RIGINAL.
Seen so many blogs of late here and elsewhere advising to eat "eat this eat that!" People watching their diets with carbs in mind dancing to the tune of flimflam fad diets. Seemingly never- ending. Tied religiously to the regime of carbohydrate implementation and so on.
Doc told me and nutrition expert agreed to stop worrying about counting carbs as such, was surprised to see a chap on Facebook, a diabetic like me, inquiring about carbs. I was told quite a while back to drop the carbs as such and concentrate on simple 'portion' eating. Which i do.... (more)
ABOUT CHIME. RIGINAL.
Was old. Way way past his use-by- date. The frail heartstrings of his life's purpose hanging tentatively, moaning,straining, uncaring. Uncaring destination.Weather beaten body creases- cracks, he no longer had the energy. Had lost control over his passion for the Chinese neighbor. The spark had splintered, dissolved, diminished- bland acceptance of unfulfilled. She was too young and self possessed, ignored him.The one thing that kept him swaying in life's breeze of want was the inane picture self conjured amid his late night sly observance of her as she looked... (more)
AT WHAT POINT DOES A TOUCH BECOME A CHARGE? RIGINAL.
Look i'm seldom serious. Some people alcoholise themselves to smithereens some drag drugs up their snouts or up in arms in the mistaken belief the higher they get the closer to the drug God of "open sez/seize me" they become? The ultimate?...ul argue over that though. But not today. I get my kicks or penultimate pleasure out of joculating. Clowning around jocular that is. Even if in that moment i'm talking to a female i've just met,to make a point, i have on occasion touched a woman lightly on the arm with the back of my hand to emphasize... (more)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? RIGINAL.
You wouldn't? Look,if you're the type who believes you won't and having latched onto the Holy Grail of longevity could you please send me your longevity personified prescription that portents your life is a never-ending piece of wrinkle- free physical chewing gum.
Iv'e left a two- line blank to allow you exemption from any further read on should you be the above and quite confident you are demise free.
What is death anyway but a conduit to a wonderful new world of opportunity where never is heard a discouraging word and the skies are... (more)
FREE MONEY SYSTEM FAKIR.RIGINAL
I guess if i wanted to be rude i could have spelt 'Fakir' a tad different pursuant to the end result when you emulate a clumsy oaf 'tradie' after you miss the nail with the hammer of Thor (and it is Thor!). A Christian worth his/her digits would exclaim-"far out!"
See, being broke like most people of the world, living from baked bean can to the next, i was surprised when a video popped up on the net and started spilling the beans on a broadly- based (proven scam) by a Mr Walter Green, of 'Free Money System' pursuit, he promises to make you a millionaire... (more)
WHY COULDN'T EARTH BE THE SUPERIOR RACE? RIGINAL.
LETTER TO GOD: (emails and text messages? Too impersonal for God's sake!)
Hi God. It's me again and again. I don't want to take up too much of your valuable time. I guess i'm not strictly a Christian but i am honest and stick to the basic framework of Biblical as written and perceived by differing religions somewhat.
You saved my life several times i believe, why, i don't really comprehend? I'm not famous or rich for instance, just a nobody really but if you would like to bestow pon me either one-please don't hesitate. No... (more)
THE HUNTED. RIGINAL.
The old elk stood irresolute, its battle -scarred flanks quivered with resignation. Displaying scant fear it lifted its head,gazed at the forest,then blankly at its tormentor as he took aim and gently squeezed off a series of rapid shots. The weary animal posed again, then nudged the hunter's pocket for his reward.
He scooped angrily in the murky water. The ensuing turbulence alerted her, she evaded him despite blood trailing from the deadly cut in her side. They had separate mutual respect at first, but respect gave way to murderous intent.... (more)
MIRACLE MEMORY REVITALISER. riginal.
In the studio with me today i have 103- year- old Eric Dribble (on occasion) who turned his failing memory into a powerful tool. Eric, welcome. Are you ready to be drilled?"
ERIC:" Bore me."
Riginal:" Eric you were saying before we came on air that you found your memory was failing. Indeed, it must have been a nuisance getting out of your car with your retractable seat belt on prior to vege shopping and driving...how did you overcome this Eric?"
ERIC:" Well young bland, first i lengthened the seat belt."
R:" And how did... (more)
interview with Ian Cochrane and his newest venture, TravelnRavel. RIGINAL.
Lucky enough to catch up with an old friend, author Ian Cochrane, bayside Melbourne, in Victoria Australia. For a brief interview. The pedantic photographer was gearing up for some photography 'leisure time.' Some people prefer to drink, chase football, the odd Kangaroo, meat pies...and drive hot Holden cars. An entrenched Aussie tradition. Ian writes and photographs the behavioral patterns of people from all walks of life, plus an intimacy with inanimate objects which take on a 'live' persona more often than... (more)
MY BOOFY IS LOST! RIGINAL.
My drug sniffer dog Boofy has gone missing. Please help me. His friends call him Boof. y? his tale was cut short by a humorless publisher.
Boofy has been credited with having the cognitive pungency of Donald T on a bad hair day. To his credit though, Donald, with the aid of political smelling/'shelling' the opposition salts, pipped Boof at the political post thus Boof did the Democratic thing, conceded defeat, and de tale and de telling of porkies. In doggie position bark Boof had this to pant pon his four- legged withdrawal from the political scream.... (more)