549 results for 'riginal'
PROTOCOL TO PRESERVE THE POLITICALLY CORRECT END- OF-THE-WORLD BASH:
I know i know none of you people out there want to see the end -of- the- world simply because you would rather pay your mortgage off first. Plus, hell- fire and brimstone- a biblical promissory note if we don't change our wayward ways-will cause havoc to the car's paintwork and you just polished and washed it didn't you? Damn!
As artistic catering director for the end-of-the-world celebrations i am on a strict health and safety licence. Just last week i had to email 'standing room' only ticket holders to EOW... (more)
JUST ANOTHER SILLY LOVE STORY? RIGINAL.
To hell with it, don't believe love makes the world go round. If it did the earth's axis would be co-joined cupids working up sweaty brows and bowed over with sore backs and wrists firing arrows dipped in heart melt attraction. Anyway not going rain on anyone's parade who has fallen in love recent or has been infected and not in a hurry for a cure for reasons only known between two lovers.
Sick of reading how to upgrade to the latest 'must have' electronic miracle and the ongoing ads flogging a life of investment fruition garnered that... (more)
PREY TELL: ONCE- UPON- A- TIME: RIGINAL.
Okay, settle back relax. What do you mean you don't like once- upon- a- time stories? Hell! everything starts with once-upon-a-time! Okay. Once-upon-a-time there lived atop a very tall craggy mountain a family of Bald Eagles. But that's neither here nor hair. The parents, both proud and majestic, had a son. I mean they really had ENOUGH of their son! See, son Sue-named after Dr Sue whom the parents were going to sue for delivering such a baby-entered the lofty world nest with a full head of hair and extremely short-sighted. Not good.... (more)
THE WIND CHIME AND THE SHRINK. RIGINAL. An example of using a basic word with a ring to it in a conversation between an inanimate object,a depressed wind chime, and his shrink. By Professor I Scoff (PHD English Basiconewordof)
SCENE: Wind chime knocks or at least tinkles the ivory door knob on his Shrink's solid oak door in downtown New York, the core of App Apple happiness and cognitive analytical seed sowing Shrink domain for the betterment of American depressed inanimate objects slightly at odds with the world around them. Not to be confused with politicians that go 'bleep' in the... (more)
PROBLEMATIC IMAGINATION? RIGINAL.
Jim Just just lay there. Or was it Just Jim lying there just? One thing Jim was proud of and justly so, was that his imagination didn't lie to him. I mean he had the reins. And he gave it free rein. He knocked on the door of imagination. He didn't have that long to live so why not share his thoughts? (knock knock). IMAGINATION: "Coming! coming! Jim i'll... (more)
WHAT'S IMPORTANT KIDS? POETRY OF EMOTION A NO NO?
"Bloody silly old fart,second time he's nearly burned the kitchen severe." The fire chief spoke loudly, knowing the old chap though down on hearing-would hear his flippant aside. Wiped ash from his lip shook his head did the chief. At 50 he had seen it before. Muttered to OF's wife. "Keep hub away from the stove!" Eric the burnee sighed. His wife was a kids' pushover. Umbilical cords never to be cut. For some women who give birth to children; shelve their own wants and align themselves to throw caution to the children's whims regarding... (more)
As soon as you say the word friends and you a start to elaborate a lot of people switch off interest wise Because they expect you to 'gush on' as one does,so i will. Two real friends of mine, one lives in California, one in Canada, i would trust them both with my life. Though the lady in California, a cooking guru; wouldn't go near her when she cooks her special broth. Resident Cannibals in California would love her, as she leaves the legs of chooks (Australian name for poultry/bird fowlish) sticking out of the pot during the cooking process. Of course there's no... (more)
THE BEAST OF OPINION. RIGINAL.
It has no form, no real structure, no bodily shape or untoward appearance that makes it stand out-just ever-changing.The beast of Opinion. Sometimes it strides rampant, forceful, squashing hope, the desire to destroy, uplifting-depending on its mood. Chameleon like it twists, turns in an instant to berate,scorn, safe in the knowledge it wears computerized 'keyboard warrior' armor. Wears jealousy like a tight fitting glove of sentiment. Other times when it doesn't feel threatened it spreads a modicum of platitude grabbed greedily by the recipient starving... (more)
OLD FARTS N' SENORS? RIGINAL.
Reading an ad on Facebook re volunteers to teach over 50's at least partial or full bore Internet protocol.
Nothing wrong with that, splendid. If you can afford the full gambit of techno mobile app communication good luck to you you most certainly deserve it. Both parties receive a link of companionship/teachable undeniably. Great.
However, have we advanced our technology to the degree that people are being forced to use the Internet simply to do any task a simple phone call could equally suffice without the undertaking and inherent expense... (more)
THE HUNTED. minimal write. RIGINAL.
The Old Elk stood irresolute, its battle-scarred flanks quivered with bleary-eyed resignation. Displaying scant fear it lifted its cumbersome head-ill supported by its sagging body. Gazed at the forest. Sighed. Stared blankly, unflinchingly, at his tormentor.
He took aim, squeezed of a series of rapid shots. Grinned. Too easy. This was America. The weary animal posed again, waiting for the inevitable. Nudged the 'hunter's' pocket with a purposeful antler for the reward. Stupid human. The hunter rubbed his adopted pet's flank, the... (more)