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Brown Stick Zenda. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 28, 2015

'WORK FROM HOME' STICKS. riginal.

Ideal opportunity for students familiar with English. You may only have a 'not needing to know' casual intermittent friendship with English. No matter. Work from home. You may be thinking, "stick it from home!"

Congratulations, you have made the first step without me having to prompt you. Even if you don't have or need a home that's okay.

My company, www.@ 'Flogsticks' is as the name implies. If you are thinking i flog rubber sticks you are wrong. My sticks are real sticks of varying thickness and length for a myriad of reasons/purposes.

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TRAVEL. riginal.

By riginal, published on Mar 26, 2015

" i'm...NOT FROM HERE". RIGINAL.

Have you ever been driving along nonplussed as to where you're going and in a worse scenario a bit unsure which state you're in?

Obviously if you're an enclave member of the Witches of Eastwick you're a broom handle away from your final destination. Of course that is a bit up in the air when you're betwixt and between no doubt.

Of course you people in developed countries like Canada only have to follow footprints in the snow from people snowed in and forced to walk to your chosen destination which is really great exercise for the body and... (more)

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DONQUICKOATS. riginal.

By riginal, published on Mar 25, 2015

TILTING AT AD WINDMILLS. riginal.

Watched a dramatized serialized version of the best seller, 'Tilting at Ad Windmills' a two part trilogy starring the inimitable Don QuickOats.

The story is set in the 18th sanctuary in the small hamlet of AD. The opening scene is one of mayhem. A vicious swathe of ads mounted on weary laptops ride out armed to the teeth to do battle with little opposition.

The nearby villagers go about their daily routine aware the moronic ad plague could strike at any time...and it does. Terrifying. I.T. sweeps the world. "What are we to do?" wail the... (more)

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Oh me o' my...RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 24, 2015

AD HOC BULL. riginal.

Before i begin a bit of irrelevant irrelevance i would like to severely admonish as usual the dingbats that or who continue unabated to diminish genuine posts by flogging unwanted cameras and the likes. For example, on a lady's site who has a deep religious belief and a lady poet who has no interest in gym mats, vinyl bags,writer services, or reptile watches. She too being closer to God than i'll ever get. Yes, the God of flog by sheer virtue of ignorance personified- like evil itself- is entrenched. Rather like a rotting carcass weary writers genuine are sick of... (more)

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Stay in bed!! RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 22, 2015

"DEAR GOD" BLOG. RIGINAL.

Dear God.

Yes, it's me again God. Have you got time to talk? Of course you have. Social media prayer demands it. Says so in your draft to the world via hand- me- down scriptures from days of yore, whether you're rich or poor. Just open the Bible and cry out "more?"

Was going to contact you via Social Media. What do you mean Social Media is for people with nothing better to do than arthritictize their pinkies in a desperate attempt to out media each other to the social point of blog extinction?

God what do you mean people should stop twiddling... (more)

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Essay use of YOUR or YOU'RE. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 22, 2015

Essay help: YOUR or YOU'RE? RIGINAL.

Prof. Y here. Doctorate in the arts, senior lecturer at the Mexican Chili pepper club. Seller of new and reconditioned donks for donkeys. Donk is an Australian slang for engine. Therefore a donkey obviously is a four footed ass with an equine motor.

Are you with me so far students or are you asleep on the sofa having a siesta?

Thank you for the cheque Amrad Footloose, residing on the east coast of inland Put. Just north of the Italian dogleg.

I put your cheque sent from Put into my account. That 50 pesos translated into Australian... (more)

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Bean there done that? RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 22, 2015

THE THROWUP DATING SITE. RIGINAL.

Warning, BB sexual content.

Persons who have never had S or never intend two...or three...or think it's over rated in the scheme of a relationship do not read on.

This story is sketchy. Draw your own conclusions on the label. As such i can't verify if all the pertinent facts alluded to are real therefore it is up to the reader to make their own judgement as to whether or not anything can be relevant to this planet Earth. One discerning true point most S people should bear in mind. Earth is not the only place where S activity is deactivated.

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THAT or WHICH. Riginal.

By riginal, published on Mar 21, 2015

ESSAY TIPS FOR STUDENTS. RIGINAL.

Prof. That here. Many many of my students come to me. Most walk straight past? A young lady Witch pulled a gun on me in class the other day, she was so confused by her lack of English. Frustrated. Frust pertaining to the Greek, meaning in English, 'FIRST.' 'RATED' meaning ED the RAT split- transposed in Greek. I'll put the split Greek in a sentence. Actually should be in a hospital to be sewn up before he splits further. Or indeed does the splits twisting to Zorba.

Okay. here is the sentence. "Before you split ED, you RAT, you must FRUST pay me... (more)

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Inexhaustible power essay. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 20, 2015

THE NEW ESSAY TO POWER THE PLANET. RIGINAL.

Scientists the world over have just discovered a virtual renewable energy source roughly the size of a piece of A4 paper which they say in agreement, "will save mankind simply because it can be 'mined' until the 'cash cows' start producing 'full dream' wordy milk." A colliding colluding atom essay explosion only requiring two components. Money and money. Hard to differentiate.

Prof. Ig Sta No Unnerstan a student lecturer, stumbled on this virtual veritable source of previously untapped power which he says will not only power a student... (more)

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Let your imagination have its head. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Mar 18, 2015

'ME' LOOKING FOR BEST UK WRITING SERVICE. RIGINAL.

My name Me Clogup. I and Me looking for best writer fella from UK to write up recipe to cook essay writer. Mus tard be fat and oily but not to fatter to fit in pot. I last man standing down under pot handle. Caught round neck! Me like boiling words but busy cooking new recipes.. I headhunter but run out of heads. Soup have no body without headstart. Nobody want to test water.

Me no longer eat writers. This a jock. Me clean jockstraps out of pot. Cook only words now. This my recipe for dissertation dessert. Take one capital S place... (more)

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