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LIFE ON THE ANT HILL? riginal.

By riginal, published on Mar 8, 2017

THERE NOW, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE ANYWAYS? riginal.

Hard to fathom, life? Each and everyone has their own portent for living. Take kids for instance...away from their mothers. That would take away their reason for living? Rightly so. Others live on the precipice of a fine edge, balancing careers with the indecision of whether to have children or basically devote their lives to taking care of business. An ever increasing majority these days in my opinion, which is worth small cents in the dollar of monetary accolade. Some seem more engrossed in putting their stamp on society, particularly... (more)

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GETTING A BUZZ OUT OF CROWDED LONELINESS. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Feb 14, 2017

GETTING A BUZZ OUT OF CROWDED LONELINESS. RIGINAL.

The fly-by-night thief stepped gingerly. Launched wide-eyed off the disintegrating window ledge. A quick nervous glance around. Amazing! Despite being attacked the night before, the elderly pensioner had placed the remaining half of a succulent chicken on the shabby table.A sudden abrupt curse. Wham!

The cheap metal alarm clock bounced off the remains of the left- over chicken. As if on cue the clock buzzed strident. Briefly. Flattened the intended target. The gravy- smeared intruder died on his side...legs scrabbling. Fell short... (more)

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TELEPATHIC MIND SEND DELETES MOBILE USE. riginal.

By riginal, published on Feb 11, 2017

THE OLD 'REMOTE VIEWING' MIND TRICK CHIEF!

I have solved the old- fashioned ubiquitous mobile phone, Internet connectivity issue once and for all. 'Remote viewing.'

A mindset of relaxing meditation enabling one to communicate through mind vibes with people over any distance. The army successfully used this method.

First loosen your clothing. Relax your mind. You are in a peaceful place, possibly peak hour in downtown New York. Here is the secret meditation sequence previously undisclosed....................................................................................................................................................................................

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PRESIDENTIAL CONTACT WITH ALIENS. Riginal.

By riginal, published on Jan 30, 2017

THE PRESIDENT MEETS THE ALIENS: RIGINAL.

Scene: A glittering silver saucer lands slap bang bump, in the middle of the White House back lawn. Burns a circular hole in the manicured lawn, upsetting Manuel the gardener. A White House armed guard rushes forward. Manuel gets there first on his dying ride-on mower, tells the occupants of the craft they have caused a mess and he runs off to dob them in to the President.

DT:" What on earth was that hum?"

M:" Humm, outer space beings Mr President!"

DT:" Outer space? There's plenty of parking out back Manuel...i'm busy."

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THE FLY: RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Jan 24, 2017

THE FLY. riginal.

Just a fly in the year 2030. Smart. Knows all the buzz words. An artificial intelligent winged man- made synthetic fly. It was test day. The handspan size female Tarantula had spun its huge web in the laboratory glass enclosure. It was hungry still, though remnants of flybys, real carcasses, lay empty in the intricate woven trap of webbed sticky silk entrails forced deftly out of its body.

It sat quivering, fangs bared. Front legs moving imperceptibly. Ready. Waiting for a buzz and the awkward dumb move a fly ordinary, makes. Straight into web. Easy target.... (more)

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FRONT: RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Jan 18, 2017

FRONT: RIGINAL.

FRONT. We all know the meaning of. To present reality but in essence much like a Western movie of yore, whereupon the cameras deceive by presenting angles of filmic which inspires our imagination to believe that the 'buildings' are in fact that. And as we all know due to expenditure/time, just an outward appearance of real, propped up buildings. Full frontal in artistic concept.

Human nuance and behavior mimic this in my opinion to a degree but then my degrees of opinion could be quite wrong and need degreasing. I believe with no exception or little thereof,... (more)

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TAKEN...RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Jan 12, 2017

TAKEN. riginal.

He sat alone, old. Nothing wrong with being old but old beings, well, they just don't count for much. Not that he could count much at the best of times. Living on the mountain had taken its toll. He led a tuneless life. Even the wind ignored his predicament. Refused to string along in harmony. It howled at the crackling fire, whirled, smirked and brought fine rain to smoulder and antagonize the damp cave he shared with his thoughts. His thoughts were smokey and hungover, rather clung- chilling.

The fire flared briefly in torment, knowing it was going to die... (more)

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Are our inventors of new propulsion hamstrung? RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Dec 4, 2016

WERE THE ALIENS KILLED TOO? RIGINAL.

Ever since foot slog dreary turned to horsepower and in turn turned a crank full of explosive horsepower, foolish though cunning fuel protective monoliths have made sure any new 'you beaut' propulsion system remains 'killed.' Paid off. Either money paid and or after the fact, inventors of new sources of power have simply disappeared. A lot buried, along with their invention.

Indeed fossil fuel fanatics seek to keep the good oil flowing and alternative slowing...till it vanishes in the mist of dime. Or rather,many dimes. No need to delve... (more)

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HOUSING PRICES MERRY GO ROUND THE WORLD. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Nov 15, 2016

THE RISE AND FALL OF WEIRD HOUSING PRICES: riginal.

I live in Australia just two hours from a major city. Have been in the building circuit at one time. Can't believe the fluctuation and flamboyant disparity of some prices paid for seemingly very little gain, indeed, reno people such as a mother and daughter paying a paltry $9500 for skeletal wavering remnants of a house tottering on nil foundations in one reno housing show. The pair spent something like $180,000 refurbishing on a small block. Obviously it wasn't bulldozed simply because there wouldn't be that episode. However, a dozing... (more)

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THE-END-OF-WORLD BASH. RIGINAL.

By riginal, published on Sep 1, 2016

PROTOCOL TO PRESERVE THE POLITICALLY CORRECT END- OF-THE-WORLD BASH:

I know i know none of you people out there want to see the end -of- the- world simply because you would rather pay your mortgage off first. Plus, hell- fire and brimstone- a biblical promissory note if we don't change our wayward ways-will cause havoc to the car's paintwork and you just polished and washed it didn't you? Damn!

As artistic catering director for the end-of-the-world celebrations i am on a strict health and safety licence. Just last week i had to email 'standing room' only ticket holders to EOW... (more)

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