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With the death of Michael Jackson justice has finally been served for the children of the world, deluxe style. The self proclaimed "King of Pop" was nothing more than just another "alleged" pedophile who publically admitted to sleeping in the same bed with someone else's children, and now at long last he's off the street for good. Michael Jackson should have died a painful and humiliating death behind the granite walls of San Quentin instead of the plush surroundings of UCLA.(more)
Of all the myths and legends that surround the colorful history of Las Vegas, my favorite myth was dispelled on the front page of Wednesday’s Las Vegas Review-Journal. In this particular myth we are led to believe that the Mafia and their associates simply packed their bags and left the bottomless gold mine of Las Vegas gaming when “legitimate” corporations bought up their interests in the casinos. In this myth the Mob took the money and ran when Corporate America made them “an offer they couldn’t refuse.” But on the front page of Wednesday’s R.J. we see the Las Vegas mayor himself, the Honorable... (more)
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Is there something important you need to put in writing but you just don’t have the time or energy to get it done? Do you know what needs to be said but you just can’t get it from your head to the paper? Is it a “Dog eat dog” world and you’re wearing Milk Bone underwear? If you answered “Yes” to these questions then you need the Ghost Writer!
Your caffeine laden days are long enough without the worry of how you’re going to sneak up on your keyboard. You know what you have to do but you avoid it, and once again that blank monitor... (more)
Is there something important you need to put in writing but you just don’t have the time or energy to get it done? Do you know what needs to be said but you just can’t get it from your head to the paper? Is it a “Dog Eat Dog” world and you’re wearing Milk Bone underwear? If you answered “Yes” to these questions then you need the Ghost Writer!
Your caffeine laden days are long enough without the worry of how you’re going to sneak up on your keyboard. You know what you have to do but you avoid it, and once again that blank monitor screen... (more)
This just in: Barbra Streisand, beloved star of stage, screen, and song was found dead at her Malibu home earlyFriday morning. L.A. County Sheriffs Investigators say it was a scene of unprecedented carnage and bloodshed. Detective Buddy Williams of the Freak Accident Division was horrified by what he found. At a three o’clock news conference Downtown Los Angeles today, an obviously shaken Williams was quoted as saying: “I’ve been investigating Freak Accidents for twenty five years but nothing could have prepared me for what I saw.” Detective Buddy goes on to say, “From... (more)
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Look at this way, Juice - Tom Scotto didn't lose a friend...Nevada State Prison gained a running back, and Yale Galanter made a nice buck. I wonder what Fred Goldman is having for breakfast this morning while you enjoy your powdered eggs and listen to the shackles jingle-jangle.
Here comes the verdict...it's up...IT'S GOOD!(more)
While everyone continues to debate who won the V.P. debate I can tell you who lost. His name is Trig Palin. Any woman who knowingly brings Down Syndrome into the world when abortion is not only an option but a viable alternative to a life of misery, clearly does not have the judgment to hold public office. I guess those designer eye glasses of Sarah Palin’s that have so many people running to spend four hundred bucks a pair aren’t strong enough, or clear enough for her to see the light.(more)
In the wake of last year’s monumental insult of Madonna’s induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the Einstein’s at the Hall are at it again. Among this year’s proposed inductees are Run-DMC, and the 1970’s group “Chic.” The Hip-Hop and Disco products of both these groups are the very antithesis of Rock & Roll. Their induction should be considered a travesty especially when bands and artists who have contributed so much to the very fabric of Rock & Roll over many years are regularly over-looked by the politically corrupt keepers of the Hall of Shame.
The powers-that-be... (more)
You can call me crazy but I thoroughly enjoy watching disgraced public figures attempt to lie their way out of a dicey situation on national T.V. and last week’s Nightline interview with John Edwards did not disappoint. The dishonorable former Senator continues to describe his illicit affair with Rielle Hunter as a “mistake.” Imagine my surprise when I couldn’t find that particular definition of mistake in any book entitled “Webster’s.”
Most of the members of the Bush Administration, Nancy Pelosi, and Nevada’s very own Man-About-Washington Harry Reid have already proven that even a fundamental... (more)