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Fair Fighting or Fighting Flare?

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 30, 2007

Fighting changes each decade… it is difficult to know if violence is on the rise, or when to say “boys will be boys” and sometimes that means finding your physical strength at the expense of another boy, or the other way around. I do think however that we have entered an era of the most unfair battlefields we have ever experienced, and I don’t mean what is happening in Iraq. Fights. In the 40’s and 50's (I'm told) if you were “high class” and you disagreed with someone you would pretty much not say anything. It was rude to openly bring your differences to the table. For those... (more)

Tags: iraq, myspace, music, lesbian

Men, Women and Lies

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 22, 2007

I get some grief when I write about certain women/girls (models) but everyone seems to love it when I shaft men, so I think I'll do a bit of that today, in the hope that you will give me five stars and say things in the comment section like, "Your writing skills are amazing and I'd love to have sex with you". With that hope in mind, I will tell you the truth about men. Men don't really mind if they are insulted as long as what is said is true. We pretty much will accept derogatory comments that are accurate, shrug our shoulders and say "Oh well" and go back to pretending that we get offered... (more)

Tags: football, sex

Symmetrical Companions

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 16, 2007

In a couple of my articles I made reference to dating models. Messages have been flying my way spanning the spectrum from insulted models accusing me of being a “model hater” to the jealous guy stating; “Dude, hook me up with one. No, two.” and everything in between. I do date models. Mostly because I can, but also because I like to have a date that makes sure we are color coordinated and I like to have a mirror available at all times. Models will usually make sure to ask “what are you wearing” so that we match, and to bring along some great mirrors, so that works for me. She... (more)

Tags: sex, fashion, bill clinton

OB City

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 10, 2007

I have made a conscious decision to get fat. Ok, ok -- settle down. I'm not talking about that guy who weighed 900+ pounds and had to be taken out of his apartment by crane after they knocked the walls down. Well actually, I am. I read about that poor soul and checked out his disease, Prater-Willi Syndrome. The horror of this condition is that people who have it never feel satiated. Their hunger and thirst is never is satisfied, no matter how much they eat or drink. Can you IMAGINE??? Similar to, well everyone in Beverly Hills. And that got me thinking. I CAN experience satiation.... (more)

Tags: los angeles, hollywood, diets, hollywood models

Muse Ick

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 9, 2007

Or.... Muse - Sick! So Sean Kingston was on the "Today" show concert series, to sing his self proclaimed "#1 Hit Of The Summer" called 'Beautiful Girls'. By this time everyone on earth including, I am sure, the Zimbabwe, African tribes have heard this song way.... WAY too many times. (Shades of Ricky Martin, ‘Livin' La Vita Loca’ years ago). Don't get me wrong, the song "Beautiful Girls" is kinda catchy. I even PAID (99 cents) to download it. But........ here's the scenario: Good ole' Sean steps up to the mike and says (in his modest manner) "It is the hit song of the summer and... (more)


Men Are Slime

By icanluvulongtime, published on Oct 8, 2007

Men are just wrong. I know this, because I am one of them. Everyone knows what men want. We say it out loud and often. When we make jokes about it the guys crack up and girls stare with that silent pissed off face. Many of us resort to heroic measures to convince you that we "want to get to know you better." That means "with your clothes off" in case you haven't been enlightened yet. We may share some of our successful strategies with each other but usually keep them to ourselves. If they work once we feel like we have struck gold. If we score again with someone else using the same... (more)

Tags: pick up lines, nightlife, picking up girls, men are slime

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