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212 results for 'D. E. Carson'

Oscar's Attempt at Green Looked Black

By D. E. Carson, published on Feb 27, 2007

It seems that Kermit the Frog was right when he said, “It’s not that easy being green.” Sunday Night’s Oscarâ„¢ awards ceremony was lauded by Leonardo DiCaprio as the first ever “Green Oscars™”. Supposedly Hollywood is really into this whole do everything it can to stop global warming. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences even gave the Best Documentary Award to An Inconvenient Truth and Best Original Song to Melissa Etheridge’s I Need to Wake Up. Perhaps the title of that song is advice that some of Hollywood needs to take itself lest they be labeled “hypocrites”.... (more)

Tags: iraq, global warming, hollywood

What the Hell is AMPAS Smoking?

By D. E. Carson, published on Feb 26, 2007

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth won the Oscarâ„¢ for Best Documentary. It seems that with such a win in this category, the name needs to be changed to “Crock-umentary”. One could spend an entire article on the lies and misguided information and just plain wrong data contained in that movie, but the resulting article would actually be larger than this month’s issue of Vanity Fair! So for the sake of brevity, this article will be kept as succinct as possible. There is not one shred of evidence in An Inconvenient Truth that proves conclusively the so-called “global warming” theory.... (more)

Tags: iraq, new york, global warming, hockey, jesus, movie, environment, hollywood, education, al gore

"Offensive", "WTF", "Who wrote this...?"

By D. E. Carson, published on Jan 14, 2007

Wow! Such hateful vitriol – I’m proud of you L.A., I didn’t think you had it in you! Well, actually, I did know that you had it in you, I just wondered what it would take to get you to loose your venom again. I found one of the comments about my Postal article to say, “Absolutely a horrible, unbalanced article.” Unfortunately, that person chose to hide behind a cover of anonymity so I cannot post a reply – not that I would and I suppose that in some way, this is a response, but not one of much consequence. The good news about all of this is that there was a point behind the tone... (more)

Tags: los angeles, new york, california, broowaha

Why We HATE the Post Office

By D. E. Carson, published on Jan 12, 2007

The name of this article, alone gives one chills. There is not an American alive today who has not set foot at least once in a local post office. There are very, very few who have come out of that same post office in less than 30 minutes. Is there a snowbal's chance in hell of the postmaster general of the United States reading this article? Probably not, but it can be said with certainty that anyone who does read this will readily identify with the subject. The United States Postal Service is actually given space within the Constitution. Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution says,"Congress... (more)

Tags: the constitution, usps, congress set up usps, regulation of united states postal service

The Debate is OVER!

By D. E. Carson, published on Dec 22, 2006

After years of fighting, bickering, betting, screaming, crying and howling, the debate is finally over. There will no longer be any need for anyone to distort the truth. Liberals and conservatives alike can put their differences on the subject to rest. Once the evidence has been publicized, even Al Gore will have to concede that this debate must end and that all discussions will have to be put to bed. What in the hell are you babbling about? This is the single most important debate of our lifetime and it has to be stopped. The lie has to be debunked and the truth must be exposed. The lie... (more)

Tags: iraq, jesus, al gore

Who Deserves More Respect?

By D. E. Carson, published on Dec 21, 2006

The announcement has been made and the decision is final. Miss USA, Tara Conner admitted to making a mistake and she has been given a second chance to clean up her act. Of course, the idiots at MADD don’t see it that way. Instead of embracing Miss Conner for her honesty, MADD took the low road and publicly chastised her for her underage drinking. Instead of viewing this as a real-life opportunity to bring a message that everyone makes mistakes, MADD followed in typical liberal stupidity and severed ties with Miss USA, at least for the duration of Miss Conner's reign. While its foundational... (more)

Tags: donald trump

Constitution 101: The Fourth Amendment

By D. E. Carson, published on Dec 20, 2006

This one took some time to get right, but here it is... The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. United States Constitution Amendment IV Ratified 1791 Most thumb-sucking crybaby liberals will hate this analysis of the Fourth Amendment just because it is not going to crucify the president and the NSA.... (more)

Tags: constitution, fourth amendment, us constituion

America Clean of Racism

By D. E. Carson, published on Dec 18, 2006

On December 15, 2006, the Reuters News Service reported that the word “macaca” had been named the most politically incorrect word of 2006 by the Global Language Monitor organization. The word was used by Republican Senator George Allen during the run-up to the November mid-term election in reference to a Democratic activist. The word is supposedly a racial, derogatory term, yet prior to its use by Senator Allen, very few people in America had ever heard the term. Research into the etymology of the word reveals “macaca” is a genus of primates which includes the rhesus monkey. No legitimate... (more)

Tags: los angeles, fashion

Constitution 101 - The Third Amendment

By D. E. Carson, published on Nov 28, 2006

"No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law." United States Constitution Amendment 3 Ratified 1791 This one is very simple and straightforward. All it is saying is that the military cannot force any person in the United States to utilize his or her private residence for the purpose of housing a member of the military.

If an entire regiment were to show up on your doorstep requesting a place to stay the night, you do not have to let them into your house. You are free... (more)

Tags: us constitution, fourth amendment, third amendment

Constitution 101 - The Second Amendment

By D. E. Carson, published on Nov 24, 2006

A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Constitution of the United States Amendment 2 Ratified 1791 The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution drives liberals into such a rabid frenzy, that just mentioning the words “Second Amendment” makes their eyes begin to spin and drool begins oozing from their mouths. This is the wind up stage just before they fly into a sputtering, raging tirade about how guns are the bane of modern American society. As a result, it is recommended... (more)

Tags: iraq, religion

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