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Herpes ruined my life, and I don’t even have one

by taking off the mask (writer), Los Angeles, May 14, 2011

Credit: my friend google
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I don't really know much about herpes to be honest, this is more of a rant based on what I've heard

Herpes ruined my life

And I don’t even have one

It ruined perfectly precious guys

And now I can’t have them

It totally cock blocked

All the fun of getting with strangers

Now you have to get a checkup

Before even pecking lips

How stupid I was to think

Diseases only transfer from a dick

I wish I knew that

Before making out with you

And you

Oh and you

How easily I could have gotten herpes

Just from lack of education

And misinformation

I can’t believe no one warned me

Of this invader

How can you possibly know?

Who has been infected?

And now you have to ask

And no longer can live in the moment

I wish you never told me

I wish I didn’t know

About this incurable infection

That not only is gross

And disgusting

It ruins all chances of getting lucky

And possibly even married

How cruel

And evil

People must be

To spread this disease

Without informing thee



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6 comments on Herpes ruined my life, and I don’t even have one

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By 'Mean' Mike Duffau on May 15, 2011 at 12:23 am

thats some scarry stuff out there....herpes is like luggage, you carry it for life.

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By taking off the mask on May 15, 2011 at 12:23 pm

first off thanks for the comments everyone. your right on the ball. yes it is really scary. I don't think most people know you can catch it through kissing which makes it that much scarier. Be careful everyone I'd hate for any of you to have to suffer from a herpe

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By randomjo on May 16, 2011 at 10:46 pm

GROSS, but true. I guess this is about as entertaining as herpes gets. YUCK!

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By SZU on May 17, 2011 at 12:00 am

The picture is gross, I was drinking water when I turned to this page. Now thanks to herpes, I can't finish my glass :P

Ypur poem is a good idea to start a 'Diss the Kiss' campaign. hopefully people will stop licking every other lips on the street that way! :)

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By MUGISHO N.THEOPHILE on May 17, 2011 at 07:52 am

Nice article TOTM but what if the herpes depicted here was on a person who is close and dear to us like your wife, your hus, your kid, etc?

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By taking off the mask on May 18, 2011 at 12:38 pm

thanks for the comments everyone!

@MUGISHO N.THEOPHILE - get a divorce ;) haha i really have no idea what i would do if my husband had herpes. It also depends on how he got it

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