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The Greatest Cat Name

by Innocent Owner (writer), Costa Mesa, Ca, November 24, 2009

Credit: Photograph by Micael L Kaser

Want your cat to come everytime you call its name?

The greatest cat name? “Treats”. Really. Out of all the cats I have ever owned, that is the one word they will come running to every time. You don’t even have to shake a can. Just whisper the word “treats” and anything with four legs will be at your feet in seconds.

I had two kittens, about six months old, who loved to get on the counters in the kitchen. Every time I turned around, there they were, on the counter. One night I had some friends over for dinner and had to get some extra plates out of a cabinet that was up high. Being 5'6" I grabbed my cheap flimsy step stool and tried to retrieve them. As I'm standing on my tip toes at the top of this step stool, a friend of mine, a foot taller than me, tells me to hop down and he will get them. "No no" I say, “I can reach them". Just as my fingers brush the edge of the plates, the cheap flimsy step stool starts to give. He bellows at me, "Get down! gawd dammit", and like magic, there are two kittens sitting right in front of him. Yes, they had heard those words for the last two months more than there given names. I had two cats who thought their names were Get Down and Gawd Dammit. Eventually they grew into nice healthy cats with attitude that only came when it suited them.

Finally, after 43 years, I have a cat that will come when you call his name. Fuego. Actually, he comes to you every time you call any name. It doesn’t even have to be a name, really. Make up a word and say it and he’s there, at your feet, ready to be petted.

Let’s face it, when cats want attention they will come. If they don’t, you’re out of luck. Next time you get a new cat or kitten name it what you like. Any name will do. But, if you want it to come running every time you call it, name it “Treats”. It works every time.

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By Lady D on November 24, 2009 at 10:47 am

You really know your pets. If my dog gets out of the gate, I just yell Pizza and he comes running. His name is Bear.

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By The Clean White Page on November 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Perfect observation and funny! I want more!

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By Innocent Owner on November 25, 2009 at 01:54 pm

Lady D, you yell Pizza, I'd come running too!

Clean White Page, thank you very much for your kind words

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