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Palin Resigns From Book Tour

by LesleyMo (writer), , November 30, 2009

Credit: Reuters
Going ... going ... gone

Is anyone surprised by this astonishing and completely untrue news? I didn't think so.

A week into her much-anticipated book tour, Sarah Palin gave a surprise resignation speech this morning at a local Christmas tree farm.

As a buzz-saw decapitated a live tree behind her, Palin breathlessly explained that the tour was not quite what she expected.

"People who know me know that nothing is more important to me than faith, family and daily headlines on Fox News," she said. "But let's be real here, people. A BUS?? You expect me to travel on a BUS day after day?

"Oh sure, it's a pretty nice bus - and it does have the biggest picture of me, like, ever, other than the one in my living room back home. But please. It's a bus.

"There is absolutely nothing mavericky about a bus.

"Rest assured, my loyal and devoted followers with the adorable Psalm 109:8 secret code t-shirts and the balloon animals on your heads and the concealed weapons in your purses, I am not retreating. I am advancing in another direction.

"I'm coming, Oprah! Save that 4:00 time slot for me."



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9 comments on Palin Resigns From Book Tour

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By Blogger_babe32 on November 23, 2009 at 10:25 pm

Oh, we can only hope! Very Main street of you!

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By manny osborne on November 23, 2009 at 11:12 pm

She is just quiting right?

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By Innocent Owner on November 24, 2009 at 08:52 am

'As a buzz-saw decapitated a live tree behind her'. Loved it. Very funny and agian, not sure if this is untrue or not. It just rings so true.

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By LesleyMo on November 24, 2009 at 09:05 am

It's completely untrue. But it could be true. Except I made it up.

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By Tom Lewis on November 24, 2009 at 10:17 am

Very funny. Carl Castle on NPR's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" Saturday said "maybe we admire her (Palin) for her Evil-Knievel courage in tackling things she's not qualified to do. Like run for vice president...write a book...speak...."

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By Lady D on November 24, 2009 at 10:28 am

Oh I so want to go see her at a book shop. I would be fasinated why people would want a book signed by her. I see a you tube video.

Thanks for your humor

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By LesleyMo on November 24, 2009 at 11:12 am

It just kills me the way the media feeds her delusions. Barbara Walters asks who she has in mind for her running mate?? Good lord. But then again, if she goes away entirely, I will have to work much harder to come up with funny stuff to make up.

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By Blogger_babe32 on December 06, 2009 at 08:24 pm

We can dream, right?

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By Blogger_babe32 on December 06, 2009 at 08:24 pm

We can dream, right?

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