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The Palin Interview

by LesleyMo (writer), , November 17, 2009

Credit: AP
Aren't my kids cute? Stop looking at them!!

An unofficial transcript

What a blockbuster moment!! The media event of the year!! The two most self-absorbed women in the world, on stage together. Brought a little tear to my eye.

I have obtained an unofficial, unauthorized, and completely imaginary but not that far from the truth transcript of the much-anticipated Oprah-Palin interview. I knew you'd want to see it:

Oprah: I am delighted to welcome you to my show, Sarah! Is this spotlight bright enough for you?

Sarah: Yes, it's lovely! I've been in lots of spotlights, and this is one of the best so far.

O: I need to apologize for not having you on sooner. I had some hard-hitting subjects to tackle, like Get To Know Your Colon With Dr. Oz and Why You Schmucks Are All Hopelessly Bankrupt with Suze Orman.

S: Oh, I totally understand! I've only recently become articulate, so really it works out better this way.

O: So tell me. What was it like to get that phone call, telling you that John McCain wanted to speak with you about the vice presidency?

S: It was no big deal. It was just a natural progression from the rest of my stellar career. I mean, I worked super hard just to get my bachelor's degree. Took me twelve years and nineteen different colleges. How much harder could it be to be the VP? No biggie.

O: And what about all those nasty rumors about your family? Did that bother you?

S: Oh yes. That was terrible. Every time I dragged my entire family out on stage in front of huge crowds on national television, I pleaded with people NOT to say anything about them. Just because I carried my baby around like a canned ham and kept my other children out of school all year, that does NOT make them fodder for the radical left-wing media. It's so unfair. Right, kids?

S's Kids: Yes Mommy!

O: I have SO many other questions but your publicists told me I couldn't ask them and besides we are out of time. Thank you Sarah! Hope to see you soon!

S: Oh, I'll be around. You betcha.

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By LesleyMo on November 17, 2009 at 02:13 pm

Some of my finest work is fake. The rest is mostly stolen. But I did write this before I read your John Edwards interview, honest.

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By R. Plaza on November 17, 2009 at 04:08 pm

Sara "Barracuda" rocks my world! Now that her book is out (I got mine @ NewsMax for $4.95) I'm able to watch her get all Mavericky on TeeVee dang near every day... Sweet!

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By R. Plaza on November 17, 2009 at 04:18 pm

Hey... what the... The banner at the top of this page says NewsMax is now giving away "Caribou Barbie's" book for free... Aw Nuts! 

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By Lady D on November 17, 2009 at 04:33 pm

This is worthy of a Saturday Night Live Award. More please.

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By Innocent Owner on November 17, 2009 at 06:48 pm

It's only fake cause it hasn't happened yet.  I'm sure it will though.  Very funny.  Loved it

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By Sydney on November 17, 2009 at 09:59 pm

The thing about Sarah is that you really don't need to make up stuff...she's funny enough on her own!  Still, a great parody!

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