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Ever have one of those kind of nights?

by cranelegs (writer), exit 24 new jersey, November 02, 2009

ever have one of those nights when you fall asleep before brushing your teeth? 
and you wake up at three in the morning with that god awful, gloppy taste in your mouth? 
so you lumber half awake into the bathroom?
and you don't turn on the light because you don't really want to wake up?
so you brush your teeth in the dark?
and you notice that the toothpaste doesn't have that minty clean taste?
but you brush anyway because it's not so bad and you just want to get back to bed?
so you rinse and stumble your clean teeth back to bed all satisfied and what not?
then morning comes and you reach in the medicine cabinet for your razor?
and that's when you notice that the preparation h tube is on top of the toothpaste tube?
and it kind of gets your mind wondering?
so you check your gums to see if they are receding?
and they are?

you know, one of those kind of nights?
just wondering, that's all.

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By Anonymous Party on November 02, 2009 at 01:03 pm


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By cranelegs on November 02, 2009 at 01:17 pm

that's what i figured.

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By JJFCPA on November 04, 2009 at 08:19 am

I have had similar nights. I don't turn on the lights unless I can't find the roll-aids in the drawer. Good humor.

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By Theresa H Hall on November 06, 2009 at 01:45 am

I see you took my advice to heart and here you are entertaining the troops already. Very good news.  

I recall my late Mother brushing her teeth with Painatrate, in place of toothpaste. She couldn't feel her tongue for a long while. Yuck. Or ... was it my sister? Either way it couldn't have been a pleasant experience. 

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