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When There's Some Weight Gained In Hollywood

by HalfHoff (writer), Small Town USA, Hermosa, SD, October 20, 2009


For those of you who were fortunate enough to miss rounds one and two of the Jessica Simpson battle of the bulge episodes ... have no fear! The Deja Vu No New News Crew, has again went hunting in the zoo. In mock defense of poor Jessica, caped crusaders Joy Behar, Valerie Bertinelli and Meghan Mc Cain swooped down like vultures, picked this scoop clean, and will be regurgitating it onto the screen until round four. But YOU - concerned public - must call and blog and test and twit ONCE again, just to be sure that your opinion does not go without notice. Never mind that this gal barely received a 'tut-tut' following the abduction of her dog by a coyote or birthday eve dump by her boyfriend/football star. If she appears to have gained 'a few pounds' - THEY NEED to know whether or not YOU believe she is 'fair game'.

And speaking of Joy Behar --- 

In a previous editorial,  I criticized news/talk show programs for whitewashing important news issues and running them on a ticker at the bottom of the screen. NOT SO on THE JOY BEHAR SHOW!

On HER ticker - you have FOUR options! (CONTINUOUSLY - NON-STOP - OVER AND OVER - ALL HOUR) 
(Go ahead, call ME redundant)

Want to Twitter with Joy? (www. blah, blah, blah)
Want to be friends with Joy? (www. facebook blah, blah, blah)
Comments? (www. blah, blah, blah)
Can't get enough of Joy? (www. blah, blah, blah - WITH VIDEOS!)

OH WAIT --- there was a FIFTH --- an announcement of her Monday night program's featured guest, Marcus B(something) - who will discuss women and their happiness. I can hardly wait. Who better to know about a woman and her happiness than a man. 


Stayed tuned, ya'll --- next edition:  Jiffy Pop Prop Pops Pop - Son Plop-plops (Pukes)

Here's your Reality Schmo, Schuck!

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